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On the Mun and about to return to Kerbin:cool:

When Nova left the job, I wanted to know what happened to his ideas. Will they ever come back?:(

Now hiring new recruits!

Since I'm an Astrobiologist, here's the long version. Scenario 1: If an alien civilization came to destroy us for harvesting; iron for example. Our future would largely depend on the magnitude of industrious harvesting, because of atmospheric conditions and resource amounts after harvesting. 10,000 or so years later, again depending on conditions, we would have possibly de-evolved or physically degraded to match the environmental requirements. Some hundred years later, we would have re invented similar technologies, but our species would look and think vastly more different. If the harvesting was too high of a magnitude, we would die out. Scenario 2: If an environmental disaster took place, It would again depend on magnitude. Similar events would take place. If this helped, I'm glad it did! PM me if you have any questions. Remember, this is official! I actually study topics similar to this!

Here's mine! Planet: Horendos. Description: Rocky, has rings, thick atmosphere, large, life supporting, 47% covered in water. Moons: Eres, Polo, Pateon, Ytiba, and Boon. Mother Star: Yaria All names are made up, so, yeah. Great job guys! Good imaginations!

I would become the ultimate rocket scientist and thrillmaster! I'm not that thrilling

My back wall!

Haggis! Yummy, yummy haggis... And chocolate

I know I'm being kinda weird, but... what would you name a planet you discovered? Give planet details if your heart desires...

Bagels with cream cheese! Yum!

Shooting it with a Luger is probably legal where I live...Poland!

List of favorite games! 1 Spore and KSP 2 G-Mod 3 Goat Simulator 4 RoboCraft 5 Soulcaliber IV

Nobody survives the Polish Rocket Division!

Made the worst rover yesterday. Sorry there is no pictures. I crashed to sudden to take one. *facepalm*

Ouch... That must hurt

Chapter 2 Holy Balls! "Thanks for coming so quickly, Jeb" said Gene, Head of Mission Control. "No prob," I said "just cut to the chase, please and thank you." "Well, we've located an object in orbit and we want you to check it out" "OK, when's the launch? " In... 1 hour." Wow. Talk about cutting to chases. I munched on the Munchies while he blabbed away, with all those useless details and fancy stuff. I ran over to the KSPAC to meet with my buds and get suited up. Nelemy came to greet me first... "Yo, Jeb-Dude! Haven't seen ya!" After what seemed to be eternity, the greetings and goodbyes and see-ya-laters ceased, I made my way to the VAB. It isn't an interesting rocket like most, but it'll have to do. Simple 3 stage rocket. With extra snacks. 30 minutes later, I was ready for launch. 10 9 8 7 oh forget it 1 Orbital stuff happened, nothing important to me. That was until I saw the Object of Interest. A satellite. A strange satellite. I EVA'd over there to read a label. It read... "Voyager 1" This... "Voyager" was pretty beat up. Likely not functional. It's also not Kerbain engineering. Then, a gold-ish plague came to view. It showed a map and some beings. Somewhat Kerbiod creatures, with a round head and longer limbs. It was a perfect map, but the pictures of the beings required some censorship. It was certainly alien. "Holy...Balls" I whispered to myself

Chapter 1 New mission, new meaning. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP! "uhh" BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP! "damnit shut...up" BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP! "Shut UP!" Waking up on Monday is hard, so I decided it was time to shut that damned thing up. SMASH! That's better. Sitting up, I grabbed my robe from the side of my bed. Heading up the hall, I noticed that my model rockets were messed up, but I didn't care for now. I'm concerned about the mission briefing at the KSC. After washing up, I took a peak into the fridge to see no frickin cereal. So I turned to plan B, snacks. Let's see... Kerbal Krunch, Kibble-Nibbles, Kit Kats, Munchies. So many to choose from! I grabbed the Munchies and hopped into my Kerrarai. Pretty nice sports car if you asked me. I made the 1 hour a 15 minute drive, due to my usual speeding. Walking in the door, I saw Gene Kerman In my face for the briefing. - - - Updated - - - Thanks for the support!

Prologue Far, far in Kerbin orbit, just beyond Minmus, lies an alien relic, unseen by kerbal-kind. Advances in KELAR technology allowed us to see a fleeting glimpse of this object. But that wasn't enough for the KSP. They wanted proof of it's reality. It's existence. It's meaning. Kerbin needed a hero, a bold spirt with courage and wits. One that is not afraid of a challenge. A new era of space-exploration was dawning. The universe calls to the kerbal with the traits of a legend, the intergalactic hero. Jebediah Kerman.

Earlier, I landed on Dres... "Thats no moon, that's a rock...Yep, it's still a rock."

Sent a rover to tylo today. At the max it can go 26 m/s (because of some 24-77's). We'll at least on Kerbin it can do that. I went along some smooth terrain, not a giant mountain to drive over. But, on the smallest little bump, all my tires blew. Since this was an unkerballed rover, well damn it.

When I first crashed,erm, landed on eve, my text was accounting for the reentry. "Am I missing an eyebrow?"

Today I tried my first contract; to the Mun! Unfortunately, this is what it turned out like on my low suborbital path...

Killed Bob during a KPS (Kerbol Pass-By Survey) I never noticed my lower pass by was a bit too close. You can probably guess what happened next....

Plz help me!

Let's all make stories based on ksp! Jebediah approved