Bissotwo

Despite being based on humans (I assume), the kerbals are quite different. The green skin, the eyes not being the same size, et cetera. I was pondering this, when I began to wonder if the Kermans are actually just really, really, really, inbred humans. Think about it, why else would they all have the same last name?

Spooky. Could it have been a part from an earlier craft?

This all looks awesome. I hope it all works, I'll try it out tomorrow.

The quotation marks were just there since I wasn't sure what the proper term was for a collection of flags. It's just a flag pack, I suppose. I'm a little new around here, so that would be my bad.

I'll give it a look-see this Saturday, I'll have my PC up with KSP and my laptop up with YouTube videos and some jams (Dare I say it, some Space Jams?) Thanks. (EDIT: Argh, forgot to put this in Courier New. Problem fixed. Is there any way to have my posts default to Courier New as my font?)

(I think this should work. I've been trying to figure out how to post to my "blog." Goddamned interplex.) I've decided to keep a record of my proceedings and work at Kerbal Space Center (Which will be referred to as KSC from here on out, unless referred to otherwise), and I figured, hey, what the hell, I'll put it up on the forums. To be frank, I know absolutely nothing about rocket science. (I did read The Right Stuff, for what it counts.) I do not profess to know anything about rocket science, nor do I intend to. I am confident that any work I do here will be done at great cost and through the vast expenditure of human (Kerbal?) life. I took a semester of Physics freshman year, and that's it. (If you're wondering what grade I got, don't. It was a D+.) I am going to achieve my goals (whatever they may be), come Hell or high water, or some combination of those two. I will not cheat. (At this point, I broke down into sporadic giggling at the notion of not cheating. Now that I've gotten control of myself, I promise that I will not cheat without saying that I did so, or at the bare minimum, implying it. In short, you'll know if I do.) So, I plan to begin my glorious foray (I think I spelled that wrong) into outer space on Saturday. I was going to link that one thing Ronald Reagan read after the Space Shuttle exploded, since there's going to be a lot of that going on. (Explosions, that is. I cannot promise that there will not be any Space Shuttles, but I will do my damnedest to ensure that there will be no Ronald Reagan.) On that note, I will conclude this first entry. God help us all. - Bissotwo, Head Research Person for Kerbal Space Center

So, I've been thinking. I'm planning on adding in some distinctive military insignia to my flags, not for the flags themselves, but for spaceplanes and the like. It'll be pretty cool if it works, and if it does, I was wondering if anyone would download it, or at the very least, be interested. I'd probably do mostly Air Force and Navy squadron insignia, but I would eventually branch out if the pack was successful. If anyone has any questions or comments, let me hear them. Thanks.

Hello. I'm Miles, but feel free to refer to me as Bissotwo. I bought this game last week, and since then have become quite proficient in the art of spaceplane dickery. I couldn't build (much less fly) a rocket to save my life, but I'm learning fast. I'm also trying to figure out how to design a working manned rover, but it's slow going. (I did try mounting a MK1 Lander-can atop the stock rover after removing the Skycrane, and attempted to navigate it around KSC. It could be driven, but would tip over on anything tighter than a wide turn.) A manned Mün landing is pretty much out of the question, unless I could somehow fly a spaceplane there and land it. My best friend is impressed to no end that I play this. She now looks at me like I'm some sort of rocket scientist. I'm not. Yet.

Big. Fast. Hard. I can't recommend the strategy.

Really, I am not a rocket scientist. (Not that I advertise myself as such, but still…) I don't know why I bought this game. (I enjoy it, but I still can't explain my reasoning.) Since my arrival at KSC, I have personally turned the VAB into a "factory of sadness." I have, however, made significant progress in the days since I begun. (Namely, I figured out how to (most of the time) land a spaceplane in roughly one piece (give or take), increasing the astronaut survival rate by about 84%. Actually, I just made that number up.) My skills at rocketry, however, are subpar, at best. As nobody in their right mind would volunteer for the kind of work I am making my "glorious cosmonauts" do, I have resorted to taking felons convicted of petty crimes, as well as mental outpatients, and strapping them onto whatever rocket-powered travesty I have created for my own twisted amusement. Much like the insane spacemen who surround me constantly, I have lost any and all grip on my sanity. Much of my waking time is spent designing new rockets, all of which fail disastrously. Please, stop me before I kill agai- Oh, wait, too late. R.I.P. Malcolm Kerman