EE, you son of a.... you're the best. This has chewed up a good chunk of my last two days, and I haven't had this much fun in Kerbal in a LONG time. Thank you. Granted, some time went in to deciding I didn't want to commit to B9 for this. FUN, but damn those physics. So it's stock + BDArmory only. BD is my first ever mod and it's your fault! I mean, Thanks. I'm recording using this stone poop shack to breach KSC tomorrow and hopefully I can resist the urge to edit it for a week.