Dman979

Not really. I once looked up Dman979 and got this forum, but not really. If you search KSP, though you get the Kentucky State Police. And if you go to KSP.com, you arrive at Kirwan Surgical Products. (Sounds like Kerman Surgical Products, eh? I have an idea...

The pen is leftover from the CIA's cold war spy operations. While using it, you accidentally press the button that launches the poison needle. You hit your wife with it, and she drops the pot of pasta she was carrying on the dog and dies. The dog goes into a red fury, and, being your wife's dog, preceeds to attack you. After getting several horrible wounds, you manage to get the dog off you and kill it. Your kids, seeing the struggle, phone the police. The cops arrive and immediately take the side of the dog. Calling the ASPCA, you are arrested for murder, animal cruelty, and child endangerment, convicted, and sent to jail for life plus 20 plus 40. Your kids become wardss of the state and conveniently forget you ever existed. They go on to become Nobel prize winners and astronauts, and they are the first two humans (and sibling pair) to set foot on Mars. You, watching from the dank desolation of your cell, weep uncontrollably and die of dehydration. I buy a pencil. WTWTCH?

Getting a cold in your capsule. Walking the dog

Nope! Endersmens

Guess what, guys? I get the chance to set you back even further! One last revert, for old time's sake. Valid. Correct number, correct operation. Very clever use of the wording, and valid. Correct number, correct operation. Invalid! ghostbuzzer7, you got the number correct, but you got the timestamp wrong. You were off by two minutes, not one, so this is an invalid post. Fel, no matter what the two posts ahead of you did, this number is correct. However, you replied to an invalid post, making yours invalidated, too. Even if you were replying to pendant, you got the operation wrong. Sorry, buddy, but that's the rules of the game. I've had a wonderfully long time playing this game. Gosh, it feels nice to be able to do one last massive revert. *Sighs contentedly* Dman979, signing out.

I am withdrawing from this competition. I am unable to refine my design, as external affars have gotten in my way. Good luck to all!

Two links that may be helpful for you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_combat_manoeuvring http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_fighter_maneuvers

Denied! You get your wish, exactly as you stated it! I wish for fish.

Banned for solitary vertical lines. (Not the letter "l" though!)

I end it with my signature. Works pretty well for me. Not my real one, of course, but the forum's sig.

Banned for italics.

and needing a vaccum to contain your... stuff. Cleaning.

First merit badge= Pets. Last? I don't remember. I'll get back to you on that.

Eating a hamburger at traveling to Jool. Reading.

Welcome! I know we have tons of Italians here, so you'll feel at home. We also have the International Sub-Forum!

You know, one of the things I hate about the interweb is the lack of tone. It's hard to convey sarcasm, and the difference between pointing something out and being negative is hard to find. Yeah, sure, we have these: :P:), but they can be annoying to use, especially in a serious post. I think that the "down with government" post was meant to be sarcastic, and I replied as such. On the other hand, I can see how it could be interpreted as serious. I hope that we can move on from this minor post and get back to the OP. I've been really enjoying this thread, and I don't want it to be locked. So, guys, please be the bigger man and move on. Please don't try to get the last word in.

Banned for not numbering your points.

-39 (+) nonono!

Nope. Endersmens?

Banned for ALLCAPS username.

May I be so humble as to suggest a method? Try it 3 ways: A) All autopilot, at various altitudes, no input from you, each plane vs. every other plane. You vs Autopilot, various altitudes, you fly each plane against every other plane. C) You vs Autopilot, various altitudes, making full use of action groups and such, using the tactics recommended by the manufacturer. (i.e. Hit and run, high altitudes, low altitudes, head ons, etc. This will you allow you to test each craft in its design envelope.)

Welcome! If you want an "I-can-into-ground" challenge, try Elcano. Grind. If you're more into flying, may I suggest *shameless plug* For The Stealthiest? Good luck!

I plant a flag. My flagged hill.