Wowza, 507 m/s. That'll be a challenge to beat. I made another attempt, this time using patented double-centrifuge technology. (Meanwhile at the astronaut complex, many recruits breath a sigh of relief when the High-G training machine mysteriously goes missing.) Sadly, I couldn't beat Juzeris's record tonight. But, after trying a lot and killing many kerbals, I improved my speed to 398 m/s. Here's the machine. The main centrifuge shoots off two mini-centrifuges. Then, in mid air, I spin these up and fire again to increase my speed. Smart, right? I thought so. The lucky test subject, Wilbart, at top speed. And finally, Wilbart is free. Also, You seem to be mistaking me for my stripper alter-ego.