JaydenRex

Granted. Your computer explodes apon launching 1.0 My wish is for a cake

Granted. Its now Uncorrupted MAH WISH IS TO EAT A TRAIN

OH NO GLASS MURDER RUNNN Next thing you touch is now an angry hive of Wasps

Granted. The Cow Is infected with the Black Plague! My wish is to land on EELOO

I would like a Flag with two... Gatling guns overcrossing eachother with a black cruise missile in the middle With a Sickle on it

Granted. Your wish has been *COMPUTER BLUESCREEN* Corrupted. My wish is to be a Super Duper Cooter (Mispelled Computer)

So... Im eating chicken.. And the last Last animal i saw was a chicken... The Next thing you Touch besides anything in the room you are in is now a Aircraft Carrier

NO MY COMPUTER SCREEN! The next object you touch besides anything in the current room you are in is Suddenly ME C:

NO TABLE BACK OFF NOOOOOO! The Object on the Next floor up or down in your house is now suddenly the newest KSP part

Glass pillow? Does not sound very comfortable... The next object To your (Jump and spin 3 times) is now a hamburger.

the next object you see that is atleast 3 miles away from your house is suddenly the theme for the next best video game

So Soda can Undergarments? Suprisingly Comfy... The Next object that makes a sound in your house is suddenly a Super advanced Alien Trying to make contact (Btw it has to be OUTside of the room you are in)

OH NO CHAIR MEMES CHAIR MEMES EVERYWHERE! The thing 1 mile up 2 miles down and 3 miles to the right is now the theme for the Next summer blockbuster

TO VICTORY TREADMILL WALRUS! The Object to your Right is suddenly an Alien

THE FLOOR?! YESSS *Bounces* The object directly to your Right is now solid gold!