Lord Bobyness

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So you say [spoiler=] when finally returning from Eeloo for the first time. Then you get back to kerbin, you didn't quicksave before re-entry so all you have to say is [spoiler=] This leaves you with a very [spoiler=] And the only words that will come out of your mouth-hole are [spoiler=] (These are all great ) You know who else won't let you down I guess the mun just has a LEG UP on him! Sounds more or less like 90% of historical rocket failures. Don't. Even. Start! This could lead to some DRESfully bad jokes!

Ok, so when watching KSP I like to make epic puns to go along with an epic crash. My friend seems to disagree with the undisagreewithable and doubt the quality of my fine poetry. For example, "You just got a CRASH COURSE in rocket design" "It's to be expected, the ship design wasn't really GROUNDED in reality anyways" Or, "That kerbals life just hit ROCK BOTTOM" To which the last one he kindly requested that I shut my face hole. Being the gentleman that I am I was of course happy to assist, however it occurred to me that he never specified which face hole to shut and I was thus unable to comply. Point is there should be a repertoire of bad puns for the many situations a kerbal might find themselves in. So go ahead and post your best puns to go with a kerbals worst situations