First post, so here goes! (sorry if I did something wrong)
MINMUS HO! DANANNE KERMAN’S RISE TO FAME - FROM INTERN TO GLORY
Dananne Kerman, the KSP's landing specialist, has done it again! She has been to the Mün and back multiple times, and was the first Kerbal to fly to the Mün with KSC's new lander. She also flew, along with Jebediah and Bob Kerman, on the first Münar Science Lab, orbiting high above the surface of the Mün. However, she has now returned from her most important mission yet. She became the first Kerbal to return from Minmus. She was using ML-2(M) or the ML-2 lander with some modifications - namely, two more fuel tanks. She touched down on the Minmus highlands 25 years after the KSP started up in year 323. The first thing she said to the audio recorder (she was out of the range of our communications) was
“Y’know, I never thought I was the brightest little girl, but I can now say that I am an official idiot. No, for anyone wondering, the ground is not pistachio ice cream. It tastes like deep-frozen dust bunnies.”
She returned to the Kerbinian Badlands, east of the KSC, 76 days after departure, where recovery crews picked her up within the hour. Because of this historic adventure, the KSC is receiving more funding and press than ever before, bringing hopes of a Duna mission in the very near future! Mortimer Kerman reported yesterday that funding and donations for the space program have reached an all time high, and Walt Kerman is launching an app that tracks all ongoing missions the KSC is orchestrating. Gene Kerman also reports that contracts are flowing in at an enourmous rate. The public can only imagine what our space program will do next.
Gabe Kerman, Kerbal News