Here are the worst puns or bad puns let's put it this way:
Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.
Friends are like balloons.
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine
Here are the best puns:
We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history.
Police Officer: “How high are you?” Stoner: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?”
Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.
some of these puns are gathered from PunsVille