Solocle

Flew a smallish craft (8 km/s): Direct escape trajectory from Kerbin. Raised Apoapsis significantly beyond Eeloo. 30 years away. When my velocity dropped below 1 km/s, cancelled it out to 0.0 m/s. I couldn't be bothered waiting for the actual apoapsis. Fall, and fall. Make sure not to timewarp below 600 km altitude, as the craft will instantly blow up. Hit the surface of Kerbol at 90 km/s... only there isn't a surface or a kill sphere. Fall to the centre of Kerbol. 4x physics warp is fine once you're below the surface. Reach the effective singularity and get slingshotted into deep space at 10% C by the Kraken. For some reason the fuel tank blew up on the way out of Kerbol.

Changing inputs is possible, but the paired keypress method used is virtually impossible with a joystick, the same direction of the axes being used for both inputs. Certain axes of the joystick, like the throttle, aren't recognised at all.