Shrike

Sure. If I\'d want to be anal about it: Only if you were aiming for something else. But I\'m not. If you feel like it was a really 'good' waste of time, go ahead and post it. And it\'s still the most useless launch, I\'d be happy to include the category of the most derptastic launch. 'Ooops, forgot my ASAS, Doh well. Kaboom.'

Feel free to whine for a section change. Challenge, because. At least I manage to surprise myself on how much of my flights are more and more full of derp. Winning is for losers. I want you to beat my hour of nothing. Can you do it? This is a Challenge to make you, instead of going to the Mun and back,(Or making it a perfect orbit) to just derp around in space doing nothing for the maximum amount of time and with maximum amount of bling attached to your rokit. Fail to win. Victory thru incompetence. Just go for it.

So. Here it is, the most useless flight challenge. My entry: Here is the booster, with and without the payload fairings. This flight achieved nothing, and did nothing. It went up, and stayed there. (I was aiming for the sun.) As you can see, I left it on Maximum time compression for quite a while. Gotta hit something sooner or later, yah? Sadly, no. I think I found the Lagrange point, but that can hardly be called 'something'. What is your saddest experience of nothing happened?

Eh, it\'s me, the only one who can make this happen on accident. STATS: Monstrosity itself. Ugly, ain\'t it? Also unstable at the first liquid fuel stage. (It goes boom at that stage.) It\'s still going on and is making it\'s 7th(?) pass while making this. Well, guess I\'ll wait until it lands to get a picture of the mostrosity it was strapped on and the final statistics. It\'s slowing down 30m/s~ per pass, so that might be a while. Suppose it will come down sooner or later. Much good did that late stage do me. SINCE IT BLEW UP. >:C Then again, this is kinda what I was aiming for, stable orbit. (Hay, 21 minutes (And then some) IS stable enough for never having any kind of orbit before.) Uh. I think I already used the landing parachute when I thinked it was coming down... Command pods come down nice and easy without those too. Don\'t they? Oh, goodies, it did not use the dang thing before it entered atmosphere proper. Not that it helped much. DED.