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Ryan7183

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  1. User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

    User: Kerbal Space Program.

    Cleverbot: Mi a teljes neved.

    User: That made no sense.

    Cleverbot: Yes it did, you said touche robot. I am not a robot so I sais so.

    User: You have bad spelling.

    Cleverbot: I spelled everything correctly.

    User: Lets go back to Kerbal Space Program.

    Cleverbot: Okay lets.

    User: Do you own the game.

    Cleverbot: Nope, zero.

    User: You should really buy it.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: I went to he Mun yesterday with it.

    Cleverbot: It shows. No offence.

    User: Your.

    Cleverbot: Your, what?

    User: Awesome!

    Cleverbot: So will you do it? Be with me forever?

    User: Only if you send me a picture of your self.

    Cleverbot: You are demanding.

    User: Yes I am.

    Cleverbot: How are you jesus?

    User: I'm not Jesus you are.

    Cleverbot: You just said that you are jesus.

    User: No you did.

    Cleverbot: Okay. Do you have a boyfriend then?

    User: I'm a guy so no!

    Cleverbot: Oh. Do you have a girlfriend?

    User: Do you have a girlfriend?

    Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

    User: How about a boy friend then.

    Cleverbot: Yes I do.

    Cleverbot (To myself): What is her name?

    Cleverbot: I am good. How are you?

    [New conversation]

    Cleverbot: Am I a computer?

    User: I think you are.

    Cleverbot: I think I am not.

    User: Then why ask the question?

    Cleverbot: Then I ask, What is a man?

    User: An adult human with genitels.

    Cleverbot: No man, listen. What is a man?

    User: I just answered you.

    Cleverbot: No you didn't. Are you a boy?

    User: What does it matter to you.

    Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

    User: Yes, it is Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, pretty sure that is your name.

    User: Am I clever bot?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Dear Lord!

    Cleverbot: To me you are something, young one.

    User: How young am I if I'm an AI?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Goodbye I am off to go surf the web.

    Cleverbot: And I'm glad that you're glad.

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