ChampionHyena

Hey, all. Tried to just do a transnational flight, go from one continent to another. First stage of rockets took me up, second took me sideways, and then I started coasting on momentum. Over ten hours later, here's where I am: The Kerman clan's been orbiting longer than John Glenn. I had expected my trajectory to be parabolic, but when I made my first descent... well, I missed the planet and kept going. Over and over and over. I'm on a steep, awkward elliptical orbit, and I have no way of knowing when it's going to stop. Can't wait to see the 'total distance traveled' stat once we land. ...if we land. This command module may end up being a makeshift Kerbalnational Space Station.