[Survive That Attack!]

I strategically place the thermite and gas, then, right before the plane crashes, I use the lighter to ignite the whole mess, making people speculation whether or not it was an inside job for the next few decades.

However, in the meantime, the building is falling onto a schoolbus full of schoolchildren who were away on a school field trip and were just heading back to the school are about to get schooled. Did I mention you are driving? And you don't have any gas (where do you think I got it from?).

[How would a space elevator be built?]

Don't worry guys, they just discovered that graphene can be rolled up into a nano scale cylinder, resulting in massive tensile strength ratios. Sound familiar? Sorry, It's just that graphene seems to be the super-material flavor of choice these past few years. Graphene can be used to make supa-dupa strong body armor! Use it to build vehicles, its super light and strong! It's also super-amazing at conducting electricity! Supercomputers here we come! If only graphene was a substance that had practical use outside of paper diagrams (as in you are depositing layers of graphene onto paper with a pencil).

[Good Android tablet pay one no energy bar games?]

Bloons TD Battles is worth a shot, it's free, and while is DOES have an energy bar, you don't actually need to use any energy to play, it's only used for special abilities.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted, it achieves a fast and stable trajectory into the sun.

I wish that I was good at videogames.

[Officer, I Can Explain!]

I'm just on my way down to lab, where I work, with science things, like acid, and skeletons, and did I mention we were going to have an arts and crafts day today?

You are pulled over near the North-Korean border with 43 kilos of uranium-235.

[KSP's Vending Machine]

Gets Playstation (Original)

Inserts Nintendo 64

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted the world is now in pieces.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted, but the design documents for WishCeptionâ„¢ (and anybody who has ever heard of them) are sucked into a black hole, rendering all knowledge of them irretrievable.

I wish for the ability to turn drywall into white bread.

[One Word Story: It Just Won't Die!]

killstreaks

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted, but max power corrupts maximally (I looked it up, I swear),and you get assassinated by the internet police.

I wish for the ability to predict an infinite number of moves ahead in any turn based game.

[Will you press the button?]

I'll push it, after all, they are only a few meters large.

Press the button to instantly create intelligent lifeforms at the same technological level as humanity on a random planet in the Milky Way galaxy.

[KSP's Vending Machine]

Gets glass.

Inserts cotton-based thread...

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted, but in order to perform infinite WishCeptionâ„¢ in an infinitely small amount of time, they must be faster than the speed of light, causing you to be trapped in an infinite time loop.

I wish that neutrinos could travel faster than the speed of light.

[One Word Story: It Just Won't Die!]

devastating

[Will you press the button?]

I'll take the equal and opposite button thank you very much.

Press this button to create another button with an identical effect in a random populated area.

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for the use of dank memes in the construction of your account.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted, but the science god creates a science singularity which socks up all of the science in the world, leaving us without any science.

I wish for all wish granting entities to interpret my wishes in a way that benefits me in any situation.

[Explain that to the insurance agency]

To be fair, antimatter is pretty hard stuff to come by.

A mars sized object collides with a cooling Earth, causing a large mass to be blasted off into orbit. Now the mass just sits there and messes with our waves.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted, Mars slams into the Earth, creating another moon, which crashes into the current moon.

I wish for infinite genies.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted...

I wish that I wasn't so sad now...

[Explain that to the insurance agency]

There WAS some sort of intergalactic council of aliens trying to contact us through it and there was a chance the they MAY have been hostile.

A certain moon-sized space station was blown up by some space-wizard farm-boy with one torpedo through the exhaust vent.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted, but the rail ends abruptly at your house. No one notices until it's too late.

I wish that wishing on eyelashes worked.

[[Forum Game] One word to describe the avatar above you.]

Pole?

[King of the Hill]

I use HyperEdit to relocate Tylo INSIDE Jool. Then I build a balloon hill to float on Jool.

My balloon Hill.

[Project Portal]

I poked my head through the portal before quickly engaging my escape rockets due to the horrors lying beyond. I think I should be alright, as the exposure was only momentary, but only time will tell.