Sesni

Thank you for telling.

This audiolog with labels for voices was found on an uncharted planet in the year 3105. It also had images. No one knows what happened to the Kerbanis Obanis shown in this. The "video" (as the file describes when imputed in the old technology found in their "science module") has been written for story form. "Science mission, evac evac over." The Laythe base comm manager said. "Get the rover loaded, let's go let's go." The commander, John said. The rover was loaded. Adam, the pilot, with the launch scheduled two weeks from now, had to smash some glass, remove the shards, to press the emergency launch that told the computer to launch and make orbit. "Sir, launch in ten. over." Adam said. "Rodger. Laythe Base this is Squid, launching in five seconds." John said. "Rodger Squid." The Laythe Base comm manager said. Five hours later. "Oh god, we've got company! Get escapes now!" John said. "Programming now. One mike til we're out." Adam said. "Oh god it's gonna tear us apart! Renn said. "OH ****"" Sev screamed as the Kraken tore the science lab PERFECTLY from the rest of the ship and threw it into deep space. Sev and Redd floated in the science module as the flew along a trajectory. "Glad we packed food and water. " Sev said. "But not power and O2." One month later. "Woah that's a whole hive!" Redd shouted. A Kraken grabbed them and dived through the atmosphere of an uncharted planet, and was practically their heat shield. A voice boomed "You. Return to your people and tell them they will not survive. I hope you can tell them while you are dead." The Kraken began lowering them into a pit. Thank god the atmosphere was breathable, the atmospheric seals were failing about then. Redd, holding onto a ladder rung for microgravity began kicking at the hatch. "Hold on Sev..." He said. He smashed open the hatch and grabbed the edge. He saw a ledge. "Here, jump!" He swung out, and Sev followed. A kraken arm sweeped them both off the ledge.

Mine are as follows Hopper, Lopez, Katt, Peck, Anabelle, Becky, Melba, Elmer, Bam, and Bangle What are yours?

Kill yourself. How to die?

0/10 New people

I kick you out of the window. My hill.

I drop a hill on your circle of clear-ness. My hill.

Good to see there is no loopholes to close up. On topic : They try and make an eternal life potion and destroy 1/20th of their population.

The black holes need to be pretty easy to detect though.

This is the timeline that all of my stories will follow from now on. 1926- World War Two begins. 1927- One last assassination. UK leader murdered. 1935- The Unification (on this page) 1936- All Countries put into the UK. World War 2 ends 1945- KF breaks off 1952- KF kills one million UK citizens in an attack. The Two Countries War begins. December- UNIT SOS's great fight 1953- UK marines scrambled in new submarines after several defeats and takes back UK territory via ocean flank. 1954- The KF stops attacks and a treaty is organized. Kold War begins. 1955- First KF satellite launches. 1956-1975 The Space Race 1976- Kater Kerman born. 1999- The Bug-mech war begins. (http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/45918-Space-We-re-the-only-ones-in-it-right?p=590965#post590965) 2003- Bug-mech war ends. OOE sattilite established (http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/48925-Orbit-Of-Eeloo) 2004- The death of Kurt Kerman. The Kraken War begins (Detailed Story of the Kraken War during the beginning http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/57599-Wait-what-s-that%21-Laythe-station-respond-respond%21) Mid-2004- Survivors- The tale of two survivors of the Kraken Science Mission. Made below this post. Late 2004- The death of Kater Kerman and the end of Kerbals. 2017- A few surviving Kerbals who made it out of the now-extinct Kerbol System make a new civilization 2142- Contact with rock-like beings. War with them begins. 3106- The Fall Of Kerbin Prologue Timeline will continue to develop. I just realized the one of the dates is 2142. No, that was not purposeful.

0/10 'Nuff said.

I just shoot you in the head, claim the hill, and build impenetrable defenses.

http://i.imgur.com/jwkrzrn.jpg What image is this? EDIT : Saw that on r/gaming.

Loophole found #1. I'll update rules when Kerbals stop doing shenanigans. EDIT : Please. No communication with extraterrestrials. Non ruleness : Derps cannot figure out how to use the radio, but the kerbal's supplies are low, so they have to return to Kerbin before they can establish communication.

Alright. Well, I control hordes of minions that are attempting to destroy your headquarters. This first game will have 4 bases. HQ, Alpha, Beta, Charlie. Each player can control one squad, that needs to defend from the minions. Attacks can do as much damage as you want, I will modify them if I think they are op. (1 day=1 turn, as I will be updating once per day). Each "horde" of minions have 1,000,000 health, and can do 50,000 damage to a base per turn. Each base has 10,000,000 health, while the HQ has 1,000,000 health. I can attack the HQ through any base I have destroyed. The HQ is secure until I defeat a base. Good luck. HQ : SECURE ALPHA : 10,000,000 BETA : 10,000,000 CHARLIE : 10,000,000 I am sending ten hordes to ALPHA. They will not do damage on their first turn attacking.

Bob Nuff' Said.

I snipe you, build impenetrable defenses, and claim the hill. MINE

A 10m diameter meteor hits a huge area of derps. 1,000 are dead along with a 5km radius area with flattened trees.

Yes we shall. *Stabs you in the back while we have the picnic, claim the hill, and build impenetrable defenses.* My hill.

I notice your saw is dull from sawing through bones. I shoot you in the head and claim the hill. MY hill.

A change in my timeline, in which there is an alien siege before the events of the bug-mech war, which takes place in 2034 LOC : SOMEWHERE NEARBY PRESENT DAY KSC2 TIME : 1230 STATUS : CHECKING LETTERS FROM A CRASHED AIRPLANE "January 7th. 1994. Kater is growing quickly. I hope you get back from the war soon. Love, Callista. That's last that isn't unreadable. Y'know who any of these are going to?" Kinne asked. "Nope," Adam said. "Waiiit... the hull breach here is described in science fiction as done by a laser..." "So?" "We might have an alien siege on our hands. Better report this back to base." "That's not a good reason for a report. You'll probably be demoted back down to sergeant, sir. Any other accounts similar to this?" "Yeah, a couple commercial planes and a boat sank with hull breaches like this." "Where did that boat sink?" "On a soft bed of sand." "Hmph." That's all for now.

Fourthd. My stories are immediently buried because I keep the story on the same post.

I'm sorry, but I am waiting for PM's with names for the main planet. Until then, all planets are nameless. EDIT : I did not notice that you didn't name the home planet. Still, I might do more polls for them, on the fourms if they will let me have multiple polls on the fourm, one after the other, or maybe just figure out strawpoll.

FROM NOW ON (Also adding this to main post) Do not create colonies of species that did not originate from this planet. Do not have huge wars between native species that destroy our planet. You can use natural disasters to destroy up to a 1km radius. Volcanic eruptions ARE allowed to lower global temperatures by up to 5 degrees. We are using CENTIGRADE. Ah, my change for the Make A Planet I made a few days ago.

I drop laythe on the hill, and rebuild a new one on Laythe. Mine.