Johnnysquaw

"Kerbal Space Program". I like that. It sounds much more PR-friendly than the "Kerbal Genocide Initiative". I can assure you he has made a full recovery and is definitely not dead and classified in our systems as being on an extended leave of absence. Our engineers are working diligently on new prototypes. They believe the main cause of low altitude failure was an excess of time and money spent on structural integrity and not enough spent on bigger engines with more fuel. -Johnnysquaw

I can neither confirm nor deny that the cost of life insurance impacted the budget in such a way that all materials and equipment had to be purchased from a small farming village in China. It only has one speed: Retreat I believe in the freedom of information and hope the years of research and development that went into the design of these ships helps your space program achieve great success. -Johnnysquaw

Ate my first post.. does this work?

Greetings, Kerbonauts! It seems that many of you have trouble crafting safe, structurally sound space vehicles. Fear not! I have documented a number of my most successful spacecraft designs and their impressive launches. Feel free to utilize what you learn from my MAGNIFICENT FEATS OF ENGINEERING to help further your own cause of space exploration. -Johnnysquaw