The Jedi Master

When you come back to it after almost a year.

Thank you for the fun times this game gave me. I may have left, but I'll never forget. And maybe I'll come back.

Your pilot has returned.

"It was going great, until it exploded." --Scott Manley EDIT: Ninja'd...

This video is an absolute must-watch for anyone who has argued on the internet until their face was blue.

Gene made this game. He's still working out the bugs for career mode. For example, the 'Congress' mechanic is too budget-cut-happy.

"This flag marks the spot where (mission name), crewed by (crew names), landed on the surface of (body name). (something cool)"

Gooddog! I'd recognize that fighter plane anywhere! Ah, our resident Australian! *brofist* Good to see you're still here! Yes, I am looking forward to the ridiculously massive ships that everyone else seems to have. And the other Australian! Go Australia! Bill! I'm afraid to say I don't recognize you, but it's nice to make your acquaintance! I will be downloading the game soon.

Starwhip! I remember you. Love your rendezvous/docking tutorial. That's good. Like I said, I'm glad no one burned the house down this time. It used to feel like I couldn't leave you alone for five minutes... Nice to meet you, Yukon! I hope we get along well together.

Ah, old Sal. I remember you. If I'm correct, you're the first guy I met on this forum. That big, friendly smiley face is always nice to see. Yes, I am making this a reunion, so what?

Hi there. Remember that one guy who used to post here all the time about pretty much everything? Yeah, you're looking at him, buddy. I've gotten a new, reasonably high-end laptop, and I've been meaning to play KSP on it, but I haven't been. Might have something to do with the fact that Kingdom Hearts is my big fandom at the moment. I've been writing a ton of fanfiction, you know that? I can PM you if you like KH. Anyway, I'm coming back, hopefully for real this time. You guys are great, and I can never bear to leave you too long. Hey, you didn't even burn the house down while I was gone this time. So yes. The Jedi Master, master of the Mission Report, is back in action.

I was expecting many things. Adorable was not one of them. Nice choice.

*claps* Happy birthday! I have a feeling this love story will have a happy ending.

Do tell! I have time.

We don't have this yet? Initiative, people! I'm optimistic about 2015. New video games, new Star Wars movies, new KSP development phase. Given how much 2014 sucked, I figure that the cycle has to start again with a good year. Besides, any year with KSP in it is a good year in my book. Anyone have resolutions?

5/10 Funny quotes, but the Engineer of Stuff quote runs out of room at the bottom.

Oooookay then...

That comic... so many feels... Keep it coming!

Well, this is a surprise. My mom is giving me her old IPod! I'd say that's a nice present.

A new PC? I wish! I'm getting a few books, including the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid (I am convinced that Jeff Kinney is enslaved ), a Lego set and some Steam cards. The family's what I care about, though. Did anyone else get a real tree this year?

The hellhole planet? Good one, NASA, good one.

OK, Krimm, calm down. You just fell down some stairs, no need for the melodrama...

We were going to get a barn that needed a little work on the textures (which it was going to get, by the way), but was otherwise fine. You yelled and moaned and groaned and whined, and we got ugly, generic office buildings. Good job, everybody!

OK people, he's got it.