BurntPhoenix

Banned for wrong reason

The small vocal minority of Atheists, Christians, Muslims, or anyone else that forces their beliefs on others and think they are superior for it

Banned for being a veteran

Granted, they're all as dumb as young Brian Regan i wish for a truckful of lightbulbs

True the user below hates that downloading Futura costs over $1000.

Since KSP doesn't give you the wing area, it's hard to determine how much weight you have per square meter of wing and therefore how well your aircraft will fly with the lift figures and thrust to weight ratio. If I were you, I wouldn't bother with the math - using the "guess and test" method is probably far more convenient and less time consuming.

Granted, but upon smelling alcohol again you will instantly turn into a large beanbag chair for 3 hours I wish for a time-turner.

wow, nothing bad there. resolve issue, kill the instigator - a perfect combo if i say so myself *press* Push the button: 50/50 chance of either all forum mods coming to live at your house for the rest of your life or having one ruthless velociraptor live in your house for the rest of your life

banned for not making your own cookies

i'd not push it. both eternal life on earth and death are pretty bad. Push the button, you get a lifetime supply of cheesecakes but your house will constantly have vampire bats living in it

banned for using baby lotion on the back of your neck

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i think we should start a new riddle after that ordeal

granted but ponies I wish the glass was full instead of half full

nope user below's wearing a hat

hyperspace. and r2d2

my mom's laptop, the only thing in the house that has dedicated graphics...at least i can get a proper gaming comp now

No. You are wearing shoes right now

bind ring one all rule them them darkness

granted. your life is filled with eternal happiness. But how do you know? will you even care? You have no hardships or suffering to define and give value to that happiness to which you so desperately aspire. But at least nothing bad happens to you. I wnat opotatoe.

True, I will go to bed soon The user below me really likes hoodies

banned for ad hominem

defeated the mongols.

I smother you in a massive bro-hug of nonviolence. My pacifist hill.

granted; you have to deal with magicians constantly grabbing your hair all day i wish for a rainy day.