Yuriski

I.. just... what?

10/10 We've talked a lot.

Sounds similar to mine about me being a prisoner in a German POW camp. I ate some toast.

Sounds good. Seems like it could be an actual TV show. I played Mafia II and got a bunch of Tommy ammo.

Granted, your head falls off. I wish I were a wolf.

A'rite moit, jus' be'cus ya mums forgot 'er unda'wear 'rand mai 'ouse agen don't mean ya gotta fite me.

(Haiya Lister, thought I could tell it was you ) Granted, but the server crashes an fails for a longer period of time. I wish for at least one ride in an srb.

Floor 513: AYou forget what floor you are on for a brief moment, however the useful sign at the other end of the room tells you, it's room 513.

Granted, however it sounds so awful, everybodies ears in the immediate vicinity implode dramatically. I wish for my own universe, where I am God.

Decided to use the Universe Replacer Mod, and this is what I got: Looks like a pretty cool shot if you ask me. I'm using it as a desktop background at the moment.

These are some amazing aircraft designs! I take my hat off to you good sir.

Don't wanna get citric acid in that eye now, do we?

Granted, however I know that you are lying, so I have corrupted it by posting. I wish for something bad to happen to me.

Banned for saying he's the only one who knows what â“ means. Slendy, prepare for your doom.

Kerbal Phone Protection Cover - only protects your phone if it lands upside-down (On it's head).

Granted, however EA becomes the most popular games development company in the Universe, and begins to exploit their power by buying the United States, Japan and the Vatican, then declaring war on the rest of the Universe, resulting in a post-apocalyptic world of death and destruction. I wish for some breakfast.

before spontaneously combusting

Banned for having an even number of posts.

Hope that this elevator takes me to the surface.

Banned for discriminating Potato-Players.

Banned for having almost no posts.

8/10 Made me laugh for some reason. It's an Arctic Wolf in a red winter coat with a Soviet hat, and carrying a Mosin Nagant rifle.

Just another day in the office...

Banned for saying God created the Heavens and the Earth, without giving the Devil any credit for Hell.