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My rocket ship is having an identity crisis and thinks it is supposed to take off like a jet . As a result, my Eve probe will not go to Eve today.

Haha nice! He even kinda looks like a bullfrog lol. Thanks for the contribution

Haha good one. I often thought Jebediah was insane because he is grinning all the time. He grins when his ship is blowing up. He grins when he jetpacks into a mountain and slides for five miles on his face. He grins when he misses the Mun and twirls off into an eternal orbit around the sun. If that isn't insanity, I dunno what is lol. Thanks for the contribution!

Hi Kerbonauts! Long time reader (3 days), first time poster. I found that being stuck in space gives a person a lot of time to reflect and think on, well, everything. Endlessly spiraling in orbit around Kerbin because you carelessly wasted your Delta-V burning in the wrong direction makes a Kerbin think....how could I rewrite classic songs to describe my situation? Hence, I just wanted to share with the community a couple songs I rewrote while twirling around the cosmos. I usually mix these with videos I took of my adventures using an app on my phone, guaranteeing me a spot in the Dork's Hall of Fame. Enjoy! Minmus Oddity - by David Kerbman Ground control to major Jeb Ground control to major Jeb You're going to the Mun, you'll be quite the celeb (Ten) Ground control (Nine) to Major Jeb (Eight) (Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), systems red (Four) (Three, two) Check your seatbelt (One) and may Bob's love be with you. This is Ground Control to Major Jeb, you're going to the Mun And the Kerbals want to know if it's too soon Now it's time to EVA if you dare This is Major Jeb to Ground Control, I'm hanging off the ship And I'm spinning in a most disgusting way Are you sure this is the time for EVA? And here, is Jeb floating in a tin can far above Kerbin No Delta-V for you, you're going to have to eat your shoes And though I've past one hundred million metres, I guess I'm out of gas Didn't have enough for the homeward blast Tell Bob Kerbin he's a coward (he knows) Ground Control to Major Jeb, your fuel is gone, there's something wrong! Can you hear me Major Jeb?? Can you hear me Major Jeb?? Can you hear me Major Jeb?? Can you.... Here is Jeb floating in a tin can, far below the Mun, Kerbin is so blue but I'm thinking that he's screwed. Stuck up on the Mun - by Sting Kerbman and the Police Giant tanks are a mistake Stuck up on the mun But how much fuel did Bob think to take? Stuck up on the mun I guess he'll wait forever Stuck up on the mun Rescue's coming? Never Stuck up on, stuck up on the mun Shoulda brought some more gas Stuck here on the mun My launch window has passed Stuck here on the mun Got no way to leave the ground Stuck here on the mun Screaming doesn't make no sound Stuck here on, stuck here on the mun Some may say I should have brought an extra stage No way Think of the weight it takes Some say I'll just wait around all day I'll stay I may as well play Landing here was a mistake Stuck up on the mun My landing gear, it always breaks Stuck up on the mun Waiting here forever Stuck up on the mun Rescue's coming? Never Stuck up on, stuck up on the mun Some may say It's fun to EVA No way Cuz look at the price I pay Some say A rescue's coming my way But I'll stay I might as well stay Yeah, I'm stuck (whoo-o-o-o-o-o-) Yeah, I'm stuck (whoo-o-o-o-o-o-) I know, dumb right? But hey, it's all in fun. Anyone have any others to add?