Some of you may know this concept from Rooster Teeth, but this is the forum games edition!
So the rules are thus- you post a scenario in which one receives one million dollars. That's a lot of money.
However, it comes with one condition, which the author of the post defines themselves.
You must also specify whether you would take the previous scenario's million.
Additional Rules:
1. No memes. Sorry.
2. No thread-derailing references.
I'll get us started.
No previous scenario, so a million dollars and no consequences... I'll take it!
Million dollars, but... (That's a lot of money!)
You can now produce the Brown Note, the resonance frequency of the human rectal sphincter. You have the power to make anybody in your immediate vicinity defaecate uncontrollably.
But it works on you too.