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These screenshots contain minor spoilers for Portal 2. If you haven't played or finished it and don't want one of the best games ever made spoiled slightly, read at your own peril. Recently, I have been really getting back into the Portal series, and a combination of my newfound ability to build fairly reliable working stock hinges, and lots of Still Alive, (the best song ever written) has driven me to build these fully functional replicas: (As I don't think these are quite finished and still need some tweaking, there are no downloads available right now. Expect them up in a day or two.) GLaDOS: Have you ever assembled a slightly morally questionable underground facility, and thought it lacked a sadistic android murderer to oversee it? Well, luckily for you, Kaperture Science has you covered with the all new Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System! It is full movable with 3 different joints, one to make the head move up and down cynically, one to raise and lower the middle section in a dissaproving way, and one to spin the entire assembly round in a dismissive manner. The light also turns on and off if she is ever deactivated and reactivated 50,000 years later. Deactivated, showing the full pose-ability of the machine. "Oh, it's you." Wheatley: Have you ever lost control of the sadistic overseer of your morally questionable underground facility, and needed some way to dampen her abilities? Well Kaperture Science has you covered, with the new Wheatley the Moron Core. Simply attach Wheatley to your overseer's mainframe, and observe the instant futile results as it fails and she kills you with deadly neurotoxin. Buy Now! We don't recommend fully replacing your sadistic robot with him though, he might get slightly overwhelmed. He can travel the entire facility on his too scale simple management rail which literally consists of one free standing Long or short I-Beam allowing for easily built tracks. If he needs to be transported to more inaccessible areas he can be popped off his rail and carried by hand. Coming included with full access to kaperture science plugin points, he has the whole facility at his fingertips, shame he doesn't have a clue how to use them. He comes with an authentic hilarious British accent, and is also fully sealed against vacuum. "I wish I could take it all back. I honestly wish I could take it all back. And not just cause I'm stranded in space." "I'M IN SPACE!" "I know you are mate." I'm working on a turret, it's hard working on as close as 1:1 scale as possible as there aren't any parts which are the right shape, so I've had to get creative with the smallest wheel coverings and things like that. Downloads will be up soon!