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3 hours ago, JoseEduardo said:

I actually meant to give the rocket to you :P

VLS-3 feels...

anyway, I use Collor, he shuts down your nuclear program 1 week prior detonating the bomb

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the hill is still mine due to lack of nukes

I eliminate Collor and drop the nuke, now actually destroying your army.

 

My hill.

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Just now, JoseEduardo said:

you could have impeached him but oh well.... :P

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my hill

I use another blue eyes white dragon on your dragon, and after a long fight my dragon wins. Meanwhile, I revive Collor and put him in charge of my rocket program.

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3 minutes ago, JoseEduardo said:

I use this nice dude here to arrest Collor and all his friends in a massive corruption scandal

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ma hill

also, why would you put him in charge of it? launch will be cancelled and rocket scrapped 1 week prior every launch... poor jeb :(

I backstab him, and also blow up the hill with another nuke.

 

mah hill

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Just now, JoseEduardo said:

I use the brazilian population, because you can't touch Moro and get away with it

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muh heel

I use the American army because no one attacks me and gets away with it alive.

 

mah heely heel.

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Just now, JoseEduardo said:

jeez, I really wanted to make political jokes... too bad they aren't allowed, would have been far funnier though... :(

I use this, because you have been using the US army and nukes too many times :P

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meu morro

I use a giant vacuum cleaner to suck your recycling bin and you up.

muh heil

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4 minutes ago, JoseEduardo said:

I cut the vacuum cleaner bag, escape and throw a dozen C4 inside it and blow it up

the hill is mine again!

I charge the hill with my soldiers in Viking uniform

My hill.

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9 minutes ago, JoseEduardo said:

I kill them with fire, fire cleans everything, even communism

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my clean ash hill

I come back dressed in US Army uniform and water bombs your place. I also revived my soldiers and take the hill.

 

My hill.

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7 minutes ago, JoseEduardo said:

I wonder which kind of red meat will be served there... I just hope it is cow meat... and not the funkeiros...

my hill without "microwave" (that's a thing drug dealers do)

cow meat.

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