mikeman7918 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I have a nuke and time proof bunker with a rocket installed on it falling on my head proof vest. I jettison you in one of my inter-dimensional escape pods that gives you velocity in the w axis of space, making him disappear from our 3D universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Ice Age: The glacier crashes to the hill, freezing almost every building. Mikeman's frozen hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I drop another Rod from God onto the frozen hill, blowing Mikeman off his (now shattered) hill and onto one in the next county, where he is no longer of my concern.I then reclaim the wreckage of the hill, rebuild it, but do NOT claim it as my own, instead lacing it full of claymore mines and other assorted traps.No one's smashed, rebuilt, and booby-trapped hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I use my jet-pack (yes I was wearing one before I was blown off the hill, deal with it) to fly back to the hill, I use a robot army to trigger all of the booby-traps and then I use the hill as a base for my top secret research.My hill with a secret research lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ax1212 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Luckily I was wearing a w axis proof vest and so I use my secret flying bathroom to return to the hill and take over the research lab with my trusty Gatling gun pants and while in sen lab I create a toxin so poisonous it makes the earth itself fart sending the hill into deep space.My deep space hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Fortunately, while building the lab, one of the engineers yelled "MOAR BOOSTERS" and I was able to fly the hill back to Earth.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 The Power of Manley Compels You! and I take the hill.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ax1212 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 i get you to invest in a lone shark that i made and make you go broke so i reposes the hill and make some secret modifications...my secretly modified hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sesni Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I kill the universe. I rebuild said universe, with none of the users above (except me). I then make a brand new hill.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I fly in in my TARDIS through a rift in reality, and trans-mat you to Pluto.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 > C:\WINDOWS\System32>realitycheck.exe> Loading realitycheck.exe... 100%> Loading complete!> Select Option: (C = perform reality check, O = option, and Q = quit)> C> Checking using reality... 100%> Found 2 unreal entries: MaverickSawyer.dat and TARDIS.dat> Removing entries... 100%> Entires removed. Time taken: 32m14s.I performed a Reality check. You and your TARDIS is removed.No one's hill, as the guy with the TARDIS is deleted from the server. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) I appear in the new universe for no apparent reason and I secretly steal the TARDIS, replacing it with a porta potty.My hill and TARDIS.EDIT: Ninja'd, here is my new post:I appear in the new universe for no apparent reason, unaffected by the reality check, and I take over the abandoned hill, putting a porta potty there for some unknown reason.My hill with a porta potty (which might be bigger on the inside) Edited February 26, 2014 by mikeman7918 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ax1212 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I claim the hill and covered it in suspicious looking bark "chocolate"my "chocolate" covered hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I return the "chocolate" to my porta potty, where it belongs, and then I make the mountain smell like chicken, forcing ax1212 off of it. (ax1212 is my younger brother and he hates meat, it is probably not too hard to tell that we are related)My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I unleash a pack of starving wild dogs on the hill, which they promptly devour.No hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I re-construct the hillMy hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 > X:> RecoverWindows.exe> Loading recovery data for Windows... 100%> Loading complete. Reverting to April 2012... 100%> Revert complete. Time taken: 1h12m25s.I've reverted the server to an earlier date. No one's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I drop an EMP bomb on the server that Designer225 has been using for his resets, then take the hill for myself.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I build a new hill in top of the old one.My really high hill with MaverickSawyer buried in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I have my router fixed and deleted both of you.No one's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 >recovering mikeman7918.dat 100%>data recovery completeMy hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 GLaDOS>executing neurotoxinEmitters.set(on)My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 > C:\WINDOWS\System32\Defrag.exe> De-fragmenting... 100%> De-fragmentation complete. Time taken: 12m14s.I've removed both of you by de-fragmentation. No one's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 >execute: mikeman7918.virus>downloading mikeman7918.dat... 100%>downloading mikeman7918firewall... 100%>ERROR: designer225 is interfering!>compiling error log as "designer225.log">overwriting existing file "designer225.dat">changing hill.owner to "mikeman7918"My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ax1212 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 >downloading notavirus.virus>error computer crashing>executing mikeman7918>mikeman7918 dead>error giant poo is falling from the sky>executing emergency giant poo is falling from the sky protocol>emergency draining of bank the accounts of everyone but ax1212>eating a sandwich...>getting back to work>arguing with coworker...>getting fired>finding a new job>job found, hill owner>claiming hill>eating another sandwich>executing spambot.exe>ax1212 banned>ax1212 unbanned>ax1212 making sandwich>poo falling progress 60%my hill, with poo about to hit it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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