Getting us all Killed!

[Whirligig Girl]

[Try to imagine this in the form of one of those update animations. As such, I can not use any quotes from the Kerbals unless they are really simple words, because backwards spanish]

The camera starts at mission control, stating that everything is nominal in kerbal voices.

A "Boom" can be heard, and red sirens and klaxxons start beeping and buzzing and everything!

Then we zoom into the IVA Cameras, where we see Bill and Bob panicking, Jebediah grinning, and Valentina frowning at Jeb. Zoom out of the rocketship, and we see that an Apollo-esque spacecraft exploded on it's way back from the Mun or Minmus or something. Gene gabbers into his mic. Bobak runs around screaming.

Jeb stops grinning, and listens intently to what Gene has to say. He then nods, agrees, and grabs the controls. He points the engines toward a vector, and turns on the engine. There's an offset CoT, so Jeb has to give a bumpy ride, further aggravating Bill and Bob. Valentina stole the controls away. She yells "No" (in backwards spanish) at Jeb, and attempts a less bumpy ride. Jeb crosses his arms and looks away, upset.

Valentina Looks out the window, and they're getting really close to Kerbin. She mentions this. The cabin begins to shake. The capsule is re-entering. Jeb grins. Bob and Bill Panic. Valentina remains neutral.

The capsule crashes into the desert. The Kerbals get out of the capsule. Jeb is wearing sunglasses, and he pops out, walks forward, followed by Bill and Bob. Kinda like this:

Then Valentina pops out and slaps Jeb for being stupid. He falls over into Bill, who is still too dumb to be paying attention to anything. He then wonders why they haven't been recovered yet. He gabs at Jeb and Bob, and they go over to the command pod. Bill opens up a hatch on the pod, where a machine called "Recovery Transponder" is very clearly broken.

Valentina meanwhile has already setup a camp fire, smiling and waving at the others, and takes out a gun. Jeb tells her not to shoot! Valentina gives him a look like "duh! it's a flaregun" and then it's a flaregun and a flare-rocket is shot up, which turns into the KSP logo rocket, into the ending of the video.

Edited February 21, 2015 by GregroxMun