enlighten me on reaching orbit.

[TheOrqwithVagrant]

The only reason go upwards is so not go downwards while wanting to get more sideways. The more up you are, the less upwards is needed to not go downwards, then just sideways only! Then get orbit which is sideways, forever. More orbit wanted? Sideways prograde! Less orbit? Sideways retrograde! Always sideways. Not burn towards or away from planet in orbit. Is wasteful like spill drink! Only do rarely, like only rarely throw drink at commissar on purpose instead of drinking. Or if bring lots of drinks, can waste few on ups and downs. Inclination change is being drunk in public. Do it only moving slow at apoapse like walking park, not while speeding in car like periapsis.

It's impossible for me to read this without 'hearing' it with a really thick russian russian accent. XD