Make a wish... and have it granted as a better wish!

[megatiger78]

you get moneys

I wish for GIC to return

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

!

No!

[InterCity]

Since the wishmaking fairy didn't know what to grant you, she granted you all the wishes you have had during your lifetime except for those that would cause you misery and/or death.

I wish to be a space emperor!

[Mr_Brain]

Granted, and you get a bunch of advisors that know a lot about leading a space empire! (also, you obviously get a space empire of your choice)

I wish for the ability to control other people's thoughts and actions.

[Newt]

Granted. Of course, you do not need to, as everyone is nice and does what you want, anyway.

I wish w3m would render images in a CLI, too.

[InterCity]

Granted. 4K resolution. No lag.

I wish for a supercomputer mainframe.

[Ethanadams]

Granted and it awesome

I wish for a teasseract or a 600 cell 4d object

[InterCity]

Granted. Magic now exists.

I wish for a perfectly good life.

[Cirocco]

granted, your lifespan is also doubled.

I wish I would have enough time and energy to cram all the stuff I want to do into my free time.

[Prof. Endwalker]

Granted! Reverse Song of Time, my friend... Reverse Song of Time...

I wish for a teleportation device.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It also allows time travel!

I wish to learn to be a real life pilot.

[Yukon0009]

Granted. You now fly all planes. Including UFOs.

I wish I had 1.0.

[Dman979]

you also have 1.1.0!

I want a low part-count Whackjob craft.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Granted now everyone is able to do exactly the same as whackjob craft so no one pay attention to the count in itself.

I just wish to rest in peace once and for all. Also, i do recommend in you own interest you should not try to understand why i ask for that.

[Prof. Endwalker]

Granted! You live a long happy life before passing away painlessly in your sleep.

I wish for a gaming PC.

[InterCity]

Granted. IBM Jaguar with extra gaming module of graphics cards.

I wish for a supercar.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It also comes with a legal exemption from traffic violations.

I wish for a cheap, plentiful room-temperature superconductor to be discovered.

[Cirocco]

Granted. Researchers also accidentally discovered how to make nuclear fusion safe and profitable while they were at it.

I wish for awesomeness.

[megatiger78]

granted. FREEEEE SPACEEEEEE MARINEEEEEES!!!!!!

I wish for space marines.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted, and they each and every one of them always does the morally right thing! (and you get to decide what is morally right)

I wish for a holodeck like in Star Trek (TNG era).

[Cirocco]

granted. The Enterprise comes along with it, free of charge.

I wish that true artificial intelligence existed.

[temporalExile]

Granted. As a bonus, it will also never turn against humans.

I wish for a pinkie pie "action figure"

[Mr_Brain]

Granted, and the rest of the Mane Six are there as well! You also receive a model of Sugarcube Corner. (Spike isn't, however)

I wish for the "Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!" thread to be as positive and happy as this one!

[Cirocco]

granted. The entire human race now also collectively realises that internet trolling is silly and hurtful to others and decides to all be nice and civilised to each other all the time.

I wish for a chicken!

[temporalExile]

Unfortunately, the dark magic from that thread leaks over here, which through a complicated series of events, reawakens green iron crown. Which is actually a good thing, if you enjoyed killing him the first time.

You get not one, not two, but THREE CHIKENS!

I wish for another pokemon mystery dungeon game. A good one.

Edited April 7, 2015 by temporalExile