The object to your _____ is ____!

[Tex]

The second building of my High School campus. Whew, good thing that's the building with the kitchens, mechanic shop, and game room!

The first orange object you see turns into an actual orange.

[Ethanadams]

An orange?

the object to your nearest south is now purple

[teepee2345]

my dad's computer

the next black object you touch is now neon green and play the nyan cat song for 4 months

[megatiger78]

my keyboard...

the next comment you post will get you banned for life.

[jake9039]

well... bye

the object in the direction of the closest cake is teleporting and leaving endermites everywhere.

[Cirocco]

well, my shoe just went all Heisenberg/minecraft on me.

the object nearest to you that is also the nearest to a piece of paper starts crying loudly and uncontrollably.

[Tex]

My dad's keys! Well, it does have a panic button on the fob. Makes sense.

The nearest piece of food to you right now becomes your only food source.

[jake9039]

my teachers candy. yum

the object to your left is now the only thing you have to beat legend of zelda(#1) it's dangerouse to go alone! Take This(holds object you say)

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

A window.

The only object you can beat legend of zelda with is now to your left.

[RainDreamer]

A stuffed ram. Fluffy little one with felt horns...

The first object from your window(if lack of a window, a door) that you can see at your seat will be a transformer.

[jake9039]

another door!

the object inside of your pillow will fall faster than bricks suddenly.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Well, I guess that's one heavy pillow now.

The object in front of you is now perpetually on.

[Tex]

Ooh, the school's library checkout desk monitor. As far as I'm aware, it IS always on 9-9

The object behind you begins to recite poetry.

[Ethanadams]

A wall

the object in front of you hates you with all your guts

[JaydenRex]

NO MY COMPUTER SCREEN!

The next object you touch besides anything in the current room you are in is Suddenly ME C:

[Tex]

Umm... the turn-in tray.... Hello there.

The third object you see after looking around the room becomes your new best friend.

[jake9039]

hey table.

the object inside of the object to your left and back is now singing.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

A lot of those books in the closet can already make noise.

The object above you is now as heavy as a rock.

[Bill Phil]

Good thing rocks aren't always heavy..

The object to your you is now in orbit... Over Jupiter.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

*PARADOX DETECTED, REBOOTING ALL SYSTEMS*

The object below you is now nonexistent.

[Bill Phil]

Goodbye blue sky...

The object to your Pi radians is now to your 0 radians.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

*ERROR ERROR ERROR 326.925: Confusion melted nuclear reactor mind*

The object 320m behind you is now flying at you at 5 times the speed of sound.

[Tex]

Hmm.... I assume it would be a cow from back th- OHMYGOD HYPERSONIC COW

The object to your left suddenly freezes!

*PARADOX DETECTED, REBOOTING ALL SYSTEMS*

*ERROR ERROR ERROR 326.925: Confusion melted nuclear reactor mind*

(Also, please actually try to respond to the poster above! )

[Anister]

Whelp, my clasmate is now a popsicle.

The object on your left, not counting your hand, is now your girl/boyfriend (pick what applies)

[Tex]

A copy of the Sims 4 *^*

The object to your right becomes invisible forever.