The object to your _____ is ____!

[Delfinus]

Wait, you wanna know why there's a giant hole in the back wall? And (since the garage is behind that) why the car is smashed? and  then why the Neighbors house got annihilated? Well, y'see, the table sorta lost it's speed compared to the Sun, so...

 

The object below you will suddenly turn into a rocket and attempt to fly into orbit.

Edited February 9, 2016 by DolphinDude3

[Delfinus]

(Replying to my own comment since I want to get this thread running again, since no one has replied for days)

Ow, I just fell from a chair that suddenly took off and flew into the sky, weird.

 

The object to your right will suddenly have gravity reversed whenever you come within 3 feet of it.

[ThaZeus]

So... My lamp is now on the ceiling!

The book closet to you is now in Latin.

[Matuchkin]

Great, now I can't study for biology.

Your house is being inspected by the local spec-forces as a hideout for terrorists and meth-smugglers.

Edited February 14, 2016 by Matuchkin

[Guest]

Well, it's been really cold, and I've been needing to wear a ski mask to stay alive, and we were making rock candy the other day...

The nearest tree to you is now your dad.

[Matuchkin]

"Son, I have a small secret to tell you. Not sure how you will interpret it..." - Mom

 

The object to your right becomez Elvis Presley and does some sick kickz, soloz and movez with da guitarz.

Edited February 14, 2016 by Matuchkin

[teepee2345]

What has happened to my laptop!? now i have to pay to replace it.

The Object to your left suddenly becomes violently radioactive.