The Kerbal Way!

[Endersmens]

Alright, this is another forum game idea I had. Not sure how this one will go, but hopefully it will be fun!

So, the way it works is, someone posts any action, any daily task, pretty much anything that people do (appropriate please), and then the next poster tells them how to do it the kerbal way. Example:

Poster 1: Brushing my teeth

Poster 2: Brushing your teeth with rocket fuel, and rinsing your mouth with oxidizer.

Eating breakfast

Poster 3: Eating a healthy balanced breakfast of perfectly balanced ball bearings and bolts.

driving a car

Rules

Please Follow these rules while playing.

1: Obey all Forum Rules

2: Always post an action for the next poster to use

3: Always tell how to do the previous posters action the kerbal way

4: Have Fun!

Get it? Got it? good! Lets have some fun, The Kerbal Way!

I'll start us off. Sitting in school.

[Tex]

Sitting in school, doodling rockets and calculating the Delta-V of my latest rocket designs.

Driving a car!

[Yukon0009]

Driving a car retrofitted with solid fuel boosters.

Sitting at a plane control panel.

[Endersmens]

Dancing side to side while grinning, instead of actually piloting the plane.

Being bored.

[Tex]

Being bored while stranded on the Mun, waiting for that darn rescue ship.

Building an IKEA shelf.

[Orange_Slime_]

Using MOAR STRuTS and Duck Tapes

Cooking a burger

[Endersmens]

Using a rocket engine as a grill flame!

Playing hopscotch

[Orange_Slime_]

With miniature SRB's

Making fireworks on the 4th of Kerbly

[Yukon0009]

Mainsail powered fireworks.

Sleeping.

[Orange_Slime_]

In an eva suit on the mun.

Drinking

[Tex]

In outer space by first removing your helmet.

Moonwalking.

[Orange_Slime_]

On kerbin.

Collecting science

[cicatrix]

From the flag pole.

Smiling

[Endersmens]

With my teeth clipping through my face XD

Typing

[Tex]

On a laptop while supposed to be controlling a rocket.

Texting!

[Endersmens]

Texting while launching has accounted for the last 7 failed launches.

Going to work

[Dman979]

Going to work on a depressed trajectory ICBM on the Jeb bus.

Paralyzed

[Endersmens]

from falling off a ladder.

Walking your dog.

[TheMoonRover]

Walking Flying your dog on Laythe.

Doing scientific experiments.

[Dman979]

Doing scientific experiments with materials "found by the side of the road" and a sentient goo-in-a-bottle.

trolling.

[Endersmens]

trolling Mission Control by calling a false mayday, cutting out, and then making loud fart noises into the coms.

Surfing the internet

[Dman979]

surfing the internet from SPAAACE!

Looking at pictures

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

While you're flying a rocket.

Remember, kids, don't text and fly massive piles of explosive rocket fuel strapped to unsafe engines.

Making music.

[Endersmens]

Making "heavy metal" music, by clanging together large fuel tanks

Talking

[problemecium]

Talking high-pitched backwards Spanish, of course. It's the Kerbal way.

Sleeping.