Ignition!

[Haruspex]

*Cue in Abd-al-Hazir voice from Diablo III*

...Just like we, the humans, sometimes imagine aliens as little green men who like to abduct clueless locals and experiment on them FOR SCIENCE, the Kerbal popular culture speaks of aliens as warlike pink giants who like to Command and Conquer. Sort of a mix between a Klingon and a seven-foot ogre in powered armor. Of course, in those tales a daredevil hero with a blazing rocket always saves the galaxy, defying all laws of physics, logic, and his own ship's fuel tank capacity in the process.

Modern Kerbal science has long ago debunked those Kerlywood fantasies. If protein life was to develop on a super-Kerbin the size of Jool, the "giants" would be crushed under their own weight long before they'd have a chance to invent any kind of powered armor. The laws of the universe simply do not allow for existence of such ridiculous creatures!

But if those aliens do exist, wouldn't it be terrifyingly fun for any self-respecting Kerbal to abduct some of them and study in lab conditions? Just think of the amount of SCIENCE that can be gained from examining such a monster...

Hi! \o/

[Tex]

Woah....

What a fantastic entrance! Welcome aboard, and I'm wanting you to share some stories now! Report to the Mission Reports subforum and start posting immediately!

[HoloYolo]

Wow! Are you a writer IRL?

[Whirligig Girl]

An informal history of rocket propellants.

[Haruspex]

Woah....

What a fantastic entrance! Welcome aboard, and I'm wanting you to share some stories now! Report to the Mission Reports subforum and start posting immediately!

Thank you!

Wow! Are you a writer IRL?

Nope! In fact, a graphic designer.

An informal history of rocket propellants.

And, ladies and gentlemen, here we have something to read at work and/or in the subway tomorrow! Thanks alot.

[Dman979]

Welcome! I'm very impressed by your first post. Keep up the good work for at least 10,000 more!

[Claw]

That's a really awesome picture. I definitely like that ship over Eve, great design.

Glad to have you aboard!

Cheers,

~Claw