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Poll: Is cheating cheating?


SAI Peregrinus

Is cheating cheating?  

152 members have voted

  1. 1. Is cheating cheating?

    • Yes
      21
    • No
      29
    • Vegetables
      102


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Y u no BACON! :)

Pigs eat vegetables.

You are what you eat.

Therefore, pigs are vegetables.

Bacon is made from pigs.

Therefore bacon is made from vegetables.

Thus, bacon is perfectly acceptable for vegetarians to eat. Bacon is a vegetable. It is not a fruit, because it does not contain the seeds of the pig plant.

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Pigs eat vegetables.

You are what you eat.

Therefore, pigs are vegetables.

Bacon is made from pigs.

Therefore bacon is made from vegetables.

Thus, bacon is perfectly acceptable for vegetarians to eat. Bacon is a vegetable. It is not a fruit, because it does not contain the seeds of the pig plant.

You must spread some Rep around before you can give it to SAIPerigrinus again.

Darn it. Keep it up, this is hilarious.

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You appear to be taking this seriously. Now, vegetables are a serious matter, but cheating in single player games sure isn't. For example, why is cabbage looked down upon so much? Sure, red cabbage gets some love, but green cabbage is relegated to an existence of being seen as a vegetable for the lower classes. Yet it's got more flavor than a lot of the fancy lettuces! It has a nice tang to it. This discrimination against cabbages is systemic and serves to demonstrate the prejudices against the poor inherent in the system. Likewise for turnips vs potatoes. Throw off the oppressive regime of historical prejudice! Eat more cabbage and turnips!

This is why we need gene therapy, to remove the oppressive PTC-tasting gene from the population! Children are becoming more and more cabbageist, and this needs to stop!

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I've said it before and I'll say it again - there's nothing you can do in this game that could possibly be considered cheating! :sticktongue:

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Kerbal Space Program is cheating, go build a real space program.

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Is this a photograph of someone's computer screen?

Yeah that's a screenshot of my Millennium Falcon flying past an interplanetary starship on the launch pad (That's not cheaty at all - LOL). If you want to fly either one of those craft (as well as a few more) click on the picture in my signature and you'll open my drop box with a bunch of craft files in it - it's not cheating I assure you, both those craft are stock. :wink:

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Kerbal Space Program is cheating, go build a real space program.

Sorry I'm a few billion dollars short so KSP will have to do - besides Elon Musk has already been there and done that (and he still plays KSP)! :cool:

Yes/No: 27

Vegetables: 55

You are a big dirty cheater! Y u no BACON! :)

not serious m8

If there was bacon I'd vote for it!

JR

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