Theory: Kerbals are Humanity's ancestors

[Souper]

The theory goes like this:

Kerbals do eventually conquer space, and become the kings of the Kerbol system. But then a rouge [insert hazardous celestial object] comes in and they build an Ark housing tens of thousands of Kerbals and send it interstellar, across the galaxy, finding Earth, colonizing it and evolving into Humans.

After a while, Humans build an ark ship right before they nuke themselves / get hit by asteroids to death, send it across a wormhole and arrive at Kerbin before Kerbals evolved.

Explaining why you can find UFO's in KSP. Those are Human ships you're finding!

There IS such a thing as Tall Beige Men riding around in disk-shaped craft!

Edited October 13, 2015 by Souper

[legoclone09]

That is a cool theory.

[Bill Phil]

I wonder if the C57D is still in service...

[problemecium]

"Rouge" is French for "red," e.g. "Moulin Rouge" means "Red Windmill."

I believe what you meant was rogue.

[Red Iron Crown]

Not one drop of science. Moved to KSP Fanworks.