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I have a sore belly this morning from too much candy last night. I had to eat it, I tell you, to keep the kids from getting sore bellies. It wasn't stealing their Halloween loot, it was good preventative parenting.

It's called RENT. Now tell them to start giving you candy every day or you'll toss them out on the street.

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I have a sore belly this morning from too much candy last night. I had to eat it, I tell you, to keep the kids from getting sore bellies. It wasn't stealing their Halloween loot, it was good preventative parenting.

Stealing halloween loot from kids is evil, you can just tell them to not eat to much.

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Stealing halloween loot from kids is evil, you can just tell them to not eat to much.

Yes, as a former kid, that always works.

NOT! Kids'll always find a way around the limitations you set.

I got about 5 pounds of candy by trick or treating in my school with my Boy Scout uniform.

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Stealing halloween loot from kids is evil, you can just tell them to not eat to much.

How is it evil? It's fair... after all, how many times has my daughter drank from my glass? Emptied my french fry carton? Besides, she hates Almond Joys and Mounds... two of my favorites. I think it works out well...

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