[Very Short] The Kerbal Guide

[Whirligig Girl]

This is an excerpt from a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, republished for the inhabitants of Kerbin.

The Hitchhiker's Guide is a wholly remarkable book. Perhaps the most remarkable, certainly the most successful book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor - of which no Kerbal had ever heard of. More popular than the Celestial Stationkeeping Handbook, better selling than Fifty-three more things to with your Kerbals, and more controversial than Neil DeGrasse Kerman's trilogy of astromical blockbusters The Eeloo Files, Some more of Eeloo's tiniest features, and Why do people care so much about Eeloo, anyway? It's already supplanted the Kerbal Space Program Wiki as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for two important reasons. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words MORE BOOSTERS printed in large, demanding letters on its cover.

That's all. I don't have a follow-up or anything. Just a very short paragraph I wrote when reading the KSP Wiki and wondering what it would be like if there was an innacurate, apocryphal, and self-inconsistent version of the KSP wiki.