Destroy a Space Mission

[TheEpicSquared]

You forgot to install the Outer Planets Mod.

 

I send an unmanned mission to Pluto.

Edited July 9, 2016 by TheEpicSquared

[PB666]

The kraken was yawning and accidentally swallowed it en route, the last you heard was the probe sent message 'startracker unable to '[silence].

I build a freeway from KSC to the old launch center. 

Edited July 9, 2016 by PB666

[Galactica55]

The game glitches out because you were building somthing big and deletes your ksp file

I send a mission to another galaxy

[TheEpicSquared]

You don't add enough boosters to get the rocket off the pad.

I build a space elevator.

[PB666]

12 minutes ago, TheEpicSquared said:

You don't add enough boosters to get the rocket off the pad.

I build a space elevator.

You forget to add buttons. 

My mission is to build a silo for launching rockets.

[TheEpicSquared]

You forget the rockets.

I recreate Apollo 11 in RSS/RO.

[Andem]

It's actually Apollo 13.

 

I Launch an N1 style rocket to the Mun.

[adsii1970]

And realize the second stage doesn't have an engine mounted.

I climb into the capsule and...

Edited July 9, 2016 by adsii1970

[TheEpicSquared]

Forget to close the hatch.

I deploy my parachutes...

[legoclone09]

They are cut because you deployed them while on fire.

I launch an SSTO.

[PB666]

You forgot the ignition switch. 

I launch the bloodhound on kerbin deserts. 

[Mycroft]

It explodes due to overheating.

I launch a massive tourist mission that lands successfully lands on both the Mun and Minmus with fuel to spare.

Make the failure interesting!!! [insert evil laugh of choice]

Edited July 10, 2016 by Mycroft

[Galactica55]

The ship flys back to kerbin and gets swallowed up by a earthquake

I send a mining mission to duna...

 

Edited July 10, 2016 by Galactica55

[TheEpicSquared]

But forget the mining equipment.

I build a space station...

[Dogenutt]

The station fails to reach 70km in orbit and burns up in reentry

I'm sending a colony to duna, and the colony has 100 kerbals in it.

[PB666]

They start a riot en route and space themselves. 

Transfer from mun to minmus. 

[Galactica55]

A rouge asteroid hits you in the process

I try to learn wingdings....

[PB666]

But you are attacked by flying dingbats in a effort to free their brethren from the evil M$. 

I slide down a water slide. 

[legoclone09]

It explodes from the rocket launching under it.

I perform a gravity turn.

[PB666]

1 hour ago, legoclone09 said:

It explodes from the rocket launching under it.

I perform a gravity turn.

gravity was not ask first, instead it ask the strong nuclear force to turn your molecules into exotic natter, they have yet to detect the remnants of the cat. 

 

I watch tv and ponder if i want to become a bullfighter. 

Edited July 10, 2016 by PB666

[legoclone09]

You are forced to quit pondering by a Soyuz re-entry capsule that crashes through your roof onto your TV, breaking it.

[PB666]

Mission: Te respawn this thread after Legoclone09 futz it up. 

[TopHeavy11]

Fyizicz sayz noa.

 

I lunch gammer misson.

[Andem]

I don't spoken englaise.

 

I launch a Duna-Direct mission.

[adsii1970]

Just to realize someone replaced the O₂ in the first stage engine with shaving cream.