The United Nation Of Kerbin Agency (UNOKA)

[Fredbear12returns]

Hey, welcome to the United Nation of Kerbin Agency.

We here at the UNOKA have had a nice past. Right, Headmaster Hiomani Kitoma? You don't know? Ok. Wait, I have something! It's a piece of history!

Now, here's a little history for you: Before UNOKA, this center was bought by Trans-Kerbin Life Discoveries. They made one spacecraft before chickening out. Because our janitors are lazy, the kerbals in there are stuck in it for all eternity, unless we recover the kerbals and train them for these rockets, because THEY'RE NOOBLETS! The TKLD never did any training for them.

Here is the history of the UNOKA.

1986

In 1986, we had started and had these 34 lucky crewmembers. We will sort them by gender:

Green = Was assigned for a mission 

Yellow = Missing In Action

Orange = KIA (Whether from mission or accident)

Female:

Ajernis Koli, Valton Koim, Jebsiah Ioni Isabelle Olily, Decibel Decahod(Sadly, the most unfortunate name for a kerbal), Rostri Kemo, Pilolow Kerman, Keo Kemai, Bella Kerman, Jebadiah M. Kerman, Crisvy Kerman, Viki Onobi, Kia-Kia Kitam, Laslo Inta, Mirble Oak, Richi Rio Tatintos Myo, Larch Fen ( I am uncreative with names XD), Ani Geg, Aback Lepers, Aria Mel, Sonatina Hasi, Bay Ranee, Velven Rite, and Saki Anion.

Male: Bario Mumpcan(A play on Mario Jumpman), Kert Barnus, Alan Kernian, Sherman Norman, Arti Fanoi, Nar Lee(HAW HAW HA, I AM FUNNY), Dims Wroth, Aimbi Jehada, and Kerbo Koperni.

THE FIRST ROCKET( Sirus 1)

Crew: Jebsiah Ioni

                                                                                    "The Sirus 1 rocket before the incident."

As it says, the Sirus series of rockets are the first UNOKA rockets. We at UNOKA are good friends with SpaceY and they let us use their parts. The Sirus 1 was going to be Manned-Probe Hybrid Rocket, until the "incident", and we had change it to an manned ship, and had Jebsiah Ioni as the captain.

We tested the rocket on one of the kerbals from the TKLD rocket, sadly, the rocket burnt up due to the atmosphere. THANKS ATMOSPHERE. We called this, the "Incident"                                                                                                                                           
[Sorry, we have no footage of the Sirus 1 rocket after the incident on the launchpad, or in any case for that matter, here, have some more words.]

So, the Sirus 1 got into space and orbit. It reach an apoapsis of 2,716,835m.

Sadly, it burned up in the atmosphere.

Rip Jebsiah Ioni

1986 - 1986, you will ever be missed.

 

 

Edited May 30, 2016 by Fredbear12returns

[Interplanet Janet]

oh... oh dear!