All my stuff!

[max_creative]

Ok, I thought it would be nice to have all my stuff in one place (sorry if this isn't in the right place though.)

So... All my stuff! 

Here my first mission report, called Journey to Dres. Still going! 

Then, it was year 2: A SPAAAAAAAAAAACE Odyssey! My Jool 5 challenge entry! 

I'm going to update this every time I have a new mission report or chapter or something. 

The many errors of Gerty:

Spoiler

Error code #101: Cannot open Radiator bays when already open/Cannot close Radiator bay when already closed. 
Error code #102: Bay doors jammed. 
Error code #103: Bay doors have been locked shut. 
Error code #104: Bay doors do not exist. 

Error code #201: Cannot deploy Radiators when already deployed/Cannot retract Radiators when already retracted. 
Error code #202: Radiators jammed. 
Error code #203: Radiators have been fused shut. 
Error code #204: Radiators do not exist. 

Error code #301: Cannot activate Vtol Engines when already active/Cannot shutdown Vtol Engines when already Shutdown. 
Error code #302: Engines jammed. 
Error code #303: Engines damaged. 
Error code #304: Engines do not exist (UH OH!). 

Error code #401: Cannot activate Main Engines when already active/ Cannot shutdown Main Engines when already shutdown. 
Error code #402: Engines jammed. 
Error code #403: Engines damaged. 
Error code #404: Engines do not exist (WILL NOT GO TO SPACE TODAY!). 

Error code #501: Cannot extend Lander Ladders when already extended/Cannot retract Lander Ladders when already retracted. 
Error code #502: Ladders jammed. 
Error code #503: Ladders damaged. 
Error code #504: Ladders do not exist/Lander not connected. 

Error code #601: Cannot extend Main Ship Ladders when extended/Cannot retract Main Ship Ladders when already retracted. 
Error code #602: Ladders jammed. 
Error code #603: Ladders damaged. 
Error code #604: Ladders do not exist (hope you can climb!)/not attached to Main Ship. 

Error code #701: Cannot deploy Lander's Legs when already deployed/Cannot retract Lander's Legs when already retracted.
Error code #702: Legs jammed. 
Error code #703: Legs broken. 
Error code #704: Legs do not exist (have a fun Tylo landing!).

Error code #801: Cannot deploy Main Ship lander legs when already deployed/Cannot retract Main Ship lander legs when already retracted. 
Error code #802: Legs jammed. 
Error code #803: Legs broken. 
Error code #804: Legs do not exist. 

Error code #901: Cannot open bay doors when already open/Cannot close bay doors when already Closed. (Will give Message "I'm sorry [Insert Kerbal], I'm afraid I can't do that." First)
Error code #902: Bay doors jammed. 
Error code #903: Gerty is in a bad mood and doesn't want to open the bay doors. 
Error code #904: Gerty was out sick today and had HAL 9000 fill in for her. 
Error code #905: [Insert Kerbal] took the garage door keys with them, so Gerty cannot open the bay doors.

Error code #1000: Gerty is not in the rep 1K group. Also, error codes here never end with 1. 
Error code #1001: Gerty already did that. STOP ASKING!!! 
Error code #1002: Gerty is busy playing cheks against Kerty and cannot answer you at the moment. 
Error code #1003: Speaker and cameras broken. 
Error code #1004: Wifi not available. Cannot connect to Gerty. Siri says hi. 

[A lot more error codes...] 

Error code #2001: DVD Year 2001: A SPAAAAAAAAAAACE Odyssey already loaded into DVD reader. 
Error code #2002: Player and/or DVD Jammed. 
Error code #2003: Player and/or DVD Broken. 
Error code #2004: Player and/or DVD do not exist. 
Error code #2010: We do not have the second movie aboard Space Craft [Insert_Spacecraft_name] 
Error code #2016: Sorry, we could not connect to the SpaceY hosted webcast. The future needs better internet. 
Error code #2050: Sorry, I cannot predict the future. I hope Elon Kerman has Kerbals on Duna by now though.

[many many more error codes...] 

Error code #4201: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. Cannot find program to run for part MaterialBay named The_meaning_of_life_the_universe_and_everything. 
Error code #4202: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. Cannot find program to run for part MaterialBay named Hi_i_like_turtles. 
Error code #4203: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. Cannot find program to run for part MaterialBay named Max_creative_is_behind_the_fourth_wall. 
Error code #4204: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. Cannot find program to run for part MaterialBay named Hal_9000_is_a_derp. 
Error code #4205: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. Cannot find program to run for part MaterialBay named This_is_a_lot_of_error_codes. 
Error code #4206: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. Cannot find program to run for part MaterialBay named Gerty_is_still_playing_cheks. 
Error code #4207: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. Cannot find program to run for part MaterialBay named Plz_go_read_my_mission_report. 
Error code #4208: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. Cannot find program to run for part MaterialBay named KspForums_GeneralKsp_KspFanWorks_MissionReports_JourneyToDres. 
Error code #4209: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. Cannot find program to run for part MaterialBay named Insert_name. 
Error code #4280: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. Cannot find program to run for part MaterialBay [any other name than the names 1-79]. 

Error code #4373: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. There is a smiley face sticker on the red warning light. 
Error code #4374: Cannot perform SC-9001 science experiment. SOMEBODY Stole the SC-9001 Unit from our space craft.

[Much, much, much later...] 

Error code #9001: Gerty is not a SC-9001 Science Jr. 
Error code #9002: Gerty is not HAL 9000 either. 
Error code #9003: Gerty is throwing SC-9001 units and Mobile processing labs at HAL 9000. Go Gerty!

[Just a little more...] 

Error code #10000: I am not in the rep 10K group. Nobody is. Kuzzter is close though.

[ok fine I lied.] 

Error code #999,999,999,999,999: I am out of error codes.

Abbreviations: 

JtD = Journey to Dres. 

Y2 = Year 2: A SPAAAAAAAAAAACE Odyssey. 

Famous ships: 

KSS Creativity 

The main ship of A SPAAAAAAAAAAACE Odyssey. 

KSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shown chapter 8. It's a Weirdness and stuff class cruiser. It is currently crewed by Haisan Kerman.

The characters of my mission report: 

JtD Chapter 1: 

Ordard Kerman 

Jeb's friend and a Bad-S

Melchelle Kerman 

She likes screaming. A lot. Enough said. 

JtD Chapter 2: 

Dangela Kerman 

The only Kerbal in chapter 2. Also in chapter 3. Still orbiting the Mun. 

JtD Chapter 3: 

Magbeth Kerman 

Flew a Joyride mk1 in chapter 3. 

Will update more tomorrow.