Guardian IX EVO - all stock

[Daveigus]

After some customers still tried to order the old Guardian IX model dating from the 0.13 era (found Here: http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum/index.php?topic=7997.0 )

we at Davidia Enterprises decided to rebuilt this old beast.

Introducing the Guardian IX EVO.

It still functions as the old model as a platform for research or weapon systems, but with the added bonus of being twice the size, because bigger is better right?

Some upgrades from the previous model include:

- High tech extendable climby-thingies for better maneuverability during EVA\'s

- More fuel available once Geosynchronous has been achieved, which allows for more room to target your enemies get better views of our lovely planet.

- During launch our patented Roly Poly rotatron system activates to decrease boredom of our pilots (this can\'t be shut off)

- Also the cockpit has been outfitted with various coloring books.

Instructions:

- During your ascent gradually keep adjusting your orbit towards which ever direction you want to go, don\'t launch straight up and floor it at the apoapsis this won\'t work because this baby is a beast to control, our advice is to turn towards 45 degrees once you hit 10 km

- Stage 0 and 1 are your friends, you want to keep them around, Davidia Enterprises is not responsible for the activation of these 2 stages.

- Whatever you do do not a.. [Entry Removed]

- Basic piloting skills are recommended.

Finally i would like to remind you of our fantastic deal here at Davidia Enterprises.

during the next five years we have an offer for Spacecraft debri\'s buy 1 get 50! don\'t miss it and come on down! look for the craters near highway 587-B

this offer is totally unrelated to our Guardian IX EVO project

[Radzaarty]

I wonder if she could lift my 118t space station