Is There Life on Laythe? (David Bowey parody)

[Rover 6428]

 

[Verse 1]

It's a god-awful small affair

To Valentina on her EVA

But Gene kerman is yelling, "No!"

And her teammates have told her to go

But her ship is nowhere to be seen

Now she flies through her sunken dream

To the place where there is map view

And she's hooked by the A.G.U

 

[Pre-Chorus 1]

But this all is a saddening bore

For she's lived it ten times before

She’d soon die a fiery death

As they tell her to focus on

 

[Chorus]

Kerbals watching Jeb and Bill dock

Oh no! Jeb has rammed his ship at Bill.

It's the freakiest show

Take a look at the Kerbals

getting in their spaceships

Oh man! Wonder if they'll ever know

that they will never return home.

Is there life on Laythe?

 

[Verse 2]

It's on Kerbin's tortured lands

That KSC is building up the funds

Now the players have struck for fame

Because modding is fun again

See Kerbonauts in their million hordes

From the north to the south poles

Rule the star system is out of bounds

To anything except them and bugs

 

[Pre-Chorus 2]

But this all is a saddening bore

For we lived it ten times before

soon more kerbals will get blown up

As I tell them to focus on

 

[Chorus]

Kerbals watching Jeb and Bill dock

Oh no! Jeb has rammed his ship at Bill.

It's the freakiest show

Take a look at the Kerbals

getting in their spaceships

Oh man! Wonder if they'll ever know

that they will never return home.

Is there life on Laythe?

If you have the power to do so, please make it a real song.

[SiriusRocketry]

Is there life on LAAAAAAAAYTHE...

[Zackghostgamer]

Amazing dude.

[virtualizerocket]

I wrote a theme. Maybe something like this?