Destroy Kerbin!

[tryharder]

This is inspired by the Kerbal Death Note game (here) but in this you destroy the whole of Kerbin instead of just killing one kerbal.

Here are the rules (similar to those in Kerbal Death Note):

1. Destroy Kerbin in the way described in the last post, by either writing out what happens, or (if you have enough free time), making a video or cinematic about it.
2. Write the way you want the next person to destroy Kerbin. Please be creative, but within the realm of physics
3. Don't get too specific; it's up to the person after you to describe exactly what happens.
4. You can destroy additional planets and other celestial objects, but don't go too overboard. Killing the Kerbol system is enough.
5. Double post only if the thread has gone at least a month without a new post
6. No reusing the same scenario
7. No derailing the game by posting irrelevant material. 
8. No inappropriate stuff (PLEASE!)

[Iapetus7342]

FIRST POST HERE!

One day, a new star was spotted on the edge of Kerbol's SOI, being designated DG-03e. The star got closer, revealing it had 2 exoplanets. As it got closer the kerbals realised one thing: it was on a collision course with the inner system. In a panic the kerbals launched many interstellar escape craft, managing to secure a future for themselves among the stars, something Kerbin itself would never see. 3 months after the last escape ship left for the Kaywell system, DG-03e (referred to from now on as Denoument) finally captured Eve, Gilly, Kerbin, Duna, Minmus, and during it's time in the outer system, Sarnus and it's moons. Kerbin was the most unlucky as repeated gravassists from Sarnus and Eve, along with Kerbol desperately trying to peel Kerbin away from Denoument all led to the now-brown marble crashing into the orange dwarf. After this the system stabilised at the cost of one of Denoument's exoplanets (Fragments) being destroyed during Kerbins last moments.

Next demolition - Kerbin being knocked down to make way for a bypass.