The user below me...

[KD3]

True. Very True.

The user below me thing my avatar is strange.

[JaySmoka]

False. Just Mexikerbal

The user below me can't say How are you today in french. EDIT: Without google translate

[Trux]

Faux... ( Comment allez vous/tu?)

The user below be lives in the United States

[MacDuckenstein]

False.

The user below me has docked atleast once.

[JaySmoka]

True. And without MechJeb!

The user below me likes Fails on youtube

[Flixxbeatz]

Let's just say, true.

The person below me knows candlejack.

[satcharna]

False.

The person below me has accidentally gotten a rover into "orbit" around Gilly.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

False. But very true for a kerbal.

The user below me accidently their computer at least once.

[Designer225]

False. But very true for a kerbal.

The user below me accidently their computer at least once.

By accidentally shut down their computer at least once, yes.

The next user knows the approximate orbital speed (current escape speed, really) of each probe listed: Voyager 1, Voyager 2, and New Horizons.

[chobit-389]

*cricket cricket*

[Camelotking524]

16.49 km/s

(Voyager 1)

14.90 km/s

(Voyager 2)

14 Km/s

(New Horizon)

User below me knows I had to google those numbers

[ROFLCopter64bit]

False. I don't stalk you.

The user below me stalks a celebrity.

[hawkinator]

False (unless you count Chobit. [not really, jk])

The next user will be confused by what I just posted.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Very false, I know what you mean

The user below me is lucky as cheeze.

[hawkinator]

Considering that cheese has rotten luck (since it's always getting eaten), I seem to have far superior luck.

The next user is not a cat.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Fal- I mean true.

The user below me believes me.

[hawkinator]

False. It's in your sig.

The next user is a spambot.

[satcharna]

True. Cheap cigarete buy nowww!!

The next poster has at some point visited Spain.

[Flixxbeatz]

Yes. In my dreams.

The user below me is a walking paradox.

[Rockcoole]

Yes. No. True. False. You wish to know what you already know, but what you also don't know.

The user below me has put Mister Russel and his Teapot in orbit around Kerbol.

Edited May 3, 2013 by Rockcoole

[Trux]

False, how would I know it would be there if it were so small...

The user below me has never been past the Muns orbit

[aceassasin]

False

Farthest I've ever been was elloo

The user below me paid less than 15$ for the game.

[Flixxbeatz]

True.

The user below me is also a walking paradox.

[ShachonianX]

Maybe. Yes. No. Possibly. Incorrect.

The user below me likes harp seals.

[chobit-389]

False, we all know that Armadillos are the cutest of all animals

The user below me has one of the following on his desk: Cellphone, string, 1/350 scale model of the battleship Yamato, Government paperwork or Toblerones