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Post the best KSP quotes youve seen here!

Remember to quote the page so we have a link to it.

Ill start... it isn't too funny but very Kerbal.

So what can I do to fix this? I want to have other astronauts and not having to subscribe to an astronaut cloning conspiracy.
crash the thing on purpose, go to VAB, select the rocket again and launch.
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From http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/showthread.php/24533-Show-off-your-awesome-KSP-pictures!/page40

"At the same time, the LV-N stage is creating a nuclear meltdown and throwing radiation somewhere."

mission accomplished.

that "mission accomplished" just made that pic description even more kerbal.

(i also like my quote you posted here xD)

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officially hijacking this thread for IRC quotes// #kspofficial.bash

<Warscribe> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Thermoelectric_Seebeck_power_module.jpg

<Warscribe> i like the inscription

<Warscribe> its like people are prone to touch reactor surfaces

<K3|Chris> at least they don't juggle them

<Supernovy> hey is that a reactor surface? can I touch it?

<Warscribe> yes reactor core

<Warscribe> tell me all your secrets

<mok3> minmus is boring for rovers, so little gravity that its too slow to drive

<Warscribe> attach rocket to business end of rover

<K3|Chris> put 4 wheels on an SRB?

<Warscribe> perfect.

<mok3> who needs control anyways

<mok3> better yet, put 4 wheels on 4 SRB's

<Warscribe> Control is FOR THE WEAK

<Warscribe> real men escalate.

<mok3> Warscribe: my space escalator could beat up your space escalator

<Warscribe> my vessels schlong is bigger than your vessels schlongl

<mok3> my vessel IS a schlong

<mok3> a 647 ton schlong

<Warscribe> all shaft, no bawls.

<@sal_vager> and this is schloff topic

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[00:41] <maltesh> You recieved the Nobel Prize in Literature for the hard-hitting expose you wrote, only to have it revoked for plagiarism.

[00:42] <maltesh> And were forced to retire to the Cayman Islands in shame and disgrace.

[00:42] <maltesh> There, you were visited by three spirits: Casper the Friendly Ghost, Ghost Rider, and Space Ghost, who taught you the True Meaning of Arbor Day.

[00:44] <maltesh> However, the True Meaning of Arbor Day is a Secret Man Was Not Meant to KNow, and you were driven irrevocably insane by the unhallowed Treeknowledge.

[00:44] <maltesh> Then you logged into IRC and came here.

[14:47] <maltesh> Fear leads to anger, Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Hoboken.
[22:42] <maltesh> Drink two glasses of Radiothor Radium Water and call me in the morning.
[12:47] <maltesh> Some subversive heretics say that the sky is actually a "box," but they are generally disregarded and/and executed.
[00:18] <maltesh> LIST THAT ON YOUR QUARTERLY EARNINGS REPORT.
[08:30] <maltesh> Objection withdrawn, you may continue beating the witness.
[14:26] * maltesh leaps out of the pool, grabs the kitten in midair with his jaws, then disappears back into the murky depths.
[14:58] <maltesh> I suppose the next thing I should do is try to find out exactly what Challenged the Go-Bots.

[14:58] <maltesh> And whether or not it was the same thing that Challenged the Superfriends.

[17:23] <maltesh> Also the launch pad will be paved with rock-candy flavored gold.

[17:24] <maltesh> Sweet, delicious gold that's legal tender recognized by Liberia.

[17:25] <maltesh> A collectors' item guaranteed to increase in value.

[17:26] <SynMonger> heyy, these are chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil

[17:26] <maltesh> Nope, pure gold, Your senses are faulty.

[17:26] <maltesh> You should get them replaced.

[17:27] <SynMonger> *nom* Thesh sure do tastsh like chocolate

[17:30] <maltesh> I may be a murderer, a cannibal, an unscrupulous liar and a foul necromancer, but I'll be damned stand for being called an unscrupulous liar! You have offended me, sir, and I demand satisfaction!

[17:31] <SynMonger> I'd say have a snickers, but these chocolate coins are really hitting the spot

[12:11] <mok3> also what does commutrons88-88 do?

[12:11] <Mazlem> look pretty

[12:12] <mok3> my station is looking supa fly then

[15:22] <Supernovy> The_Duck has grown attached to a steel crossbow

[15:23] * The_Duck strokes the crossbow lovingly

[15:23] <flaillomanz> What shall ye name it?

[15:23] <flaillomanz> >

[15:23] <Supernovy> Mr_Orion has given birth to a girl

[15:23] <flaillomanz> What shall ye name it?

[15:23] <flaillomanz> >

That's a lot of maltesh.

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"Screw physics, I'm a kerbal"

"...And then I noticed Jebediah was scared, and I felt fear like I never had before."

"If you wish to build a rocket from scratch, you must first invent KSP"

"When in doubt, FULL THROTTLE OMG DONT CRASH PLS I DIDN'T QUICKSAVE!"

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[19:31] <huin> taniwha: why are parachutes open on minmus?

[19:31] <@sjwt> Because you didn't not have enough of a budget for a real space program and are in a studio faking a moon landing?

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#KSPOfficial is a wonderful place to be...

[10:56] <maltesh> Was thingking about a story I read some time ago about a family dog who defended a group of children from a pair of attacking dogs at the cost of his own life, and how the story went on about the special relationship between people and dogs and loyalty.

[10:57] <maltesh> And I can't help but wonder if the dog was thinking, as the children ran away, "You JERKS! There were SEVEN of US! You're PACK! We could have TAKEN THEM! YOU STUPID, STUPID JERK!"

[10:58] <maltesh> For sufficiently anthropomorphized values of dog thinking.

[13:16] <Malicar> Perfect with Lez Zepplin going

[13:16] <Malicar> Led Zepplin rather lol cant type

[13:17] <Malicar> Zeppelin lol

[13:17] <Capt_Skunky> Lez Zeppelin = All girl Led Zepp cover band.

Oh, Skunky...

[00:57] <Majere_Dreavan> Its a verybig, very short range very inefficient manned ballistic missile

[00:57] <Majere_Dreavan> Sometimes it's a mirv simply because it bursts into peices before hitting 3000 ft

[21:33] <Majere_Dreavan> Oh yeah, this one is gonna work like acharm

[21:33] <Majere_Dreavan> 32 k and I'm not even done with my solid boosters

[21:33] <K3|Chris> charms don't work

[21:34] <K3|Chris> charms are superstitious nonsense

[21:34] <maltesh> CHarms are magically delicious.

[21:35] <maltesh> And now that I've taken care of those blasted kids, they're ALL MINE!

[21:38] <maltesh> All I need to do is unlock the secret of why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and neutralize the Cap'n, and nothing will stand between me and the throne of King Vitamin.

[21:40] <maltesh> Breakfast is coming.

[14:20] <maltesh> I seal it with walruses.

[14:20] <maltesh> Put the tusks through the holes and it stays shut.

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"Chobit is neither male nor female. The earthly body is merely a vessel for a super-evolved form of life, that in it's natural state is a amorphous cloud of golden gas. This... being.. was sent to you, to show you the way humanity can be, if you cease to be petty and argumentative.

And now because you forced the secret out of it's caretaker, we must depart this plane and leave you to your own devices. Farewell, friends." -Trekkette

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Suddenly, we have a halfway scientific discussion.

<@UmbralRaptor> Neutrinos are too 'hot' to make good dark matter.

<@neutronstarnovy> there's another one that suggests dark energy is vacuum energy

<Warscribe> i suggest dark energy is black magic

<@neutronstarnovy> Do I contain quark-gluon plasma? I'll never tell!

<@UmbralRaptor> Therefore Black Mage's hadokens are even more powerful than we thought.

<Warscribe> i am pretty sure you dont contain any Charm quarks.

<@UmbralRaptor> neutronstarnovy might be strange, though!

<Allot> one can never be cartain :P

<Warscribe> dont touch me!

<@neutronstarnovy> no, i'm stranija'd!

<Allot> there is a chance for a electron to be inside the nucleus

<@neutronstarnovy> ^ whut is that word

<@neutronstarnovy> I don't any more

<Warscribe> now he's all down :(

@UmbralRaptor ponders.

<@neutronstarnovy> gravity surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the universe together.

<Warscribe> no

<Warscribe> thats duct tape

<@UmbralRaptor> neutronstarnovy: It's not doing a very good job!

<Warscribe> i cant feel a thing.

<Warscribe> but gravity should surely use a condom.

<@UmbralRaptor> (Note that we do not live in a closed universe)

<Warscribe> closet universe? its gay?

<@neutronstarnovy> I though it was closed but growing

@neutronstarnovy shakes fist at expansion

<@neutronstarnovy> you had one job, gravity.

<Allot> often when a scientist refers to the universe he refers to the visible universe

<@neutronstarnovy> Allot: you are at the centre of the visible universe!

<methane> Gravity is always letting me down

<Allot> aka the part of the universe close enough for light to have had the time to travel back to us

<Allot> I know ;)

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Bill: "OH MY GOD ITS THE KRAKEN!"

Jeb: "Huh? Kraken?" *turns around* "Oh hiii" *Hugs Kraken*

Bill: "NOOO JEB, HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET HOME NOW?!"

Jeb: "Kraken, will you help?"

Kraken: *crashes game*

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