It's time to end the Kruelty! with S.P.O.C.K.

[Runescope]

(Note: None of this is meant in any seriousness, in any way)

We as a community have become brutes! We put our Kerbals through a living hell! We mash them, we crash them, we starve them, we suffocate them, we abandon them to the depths of space for years at a time, or sometimes for eternity!

We devise new ways every day to torture these poor souls and when we lose any, all we can think is 'NEXT!'.

It's time to put a stop to this with the:

S

.ociety for

P

.revention

O

.f

C

.ruelty to

K

.erbals

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the poor little blighters?

[RogueMason]

The K.I.R.K. (Kerbin International Rocket Kommittee) agrees with this! The number of dangerous rockets that pass the safety tests is unbelievable, and the death/MIA toll has become far too high! It's time to act!

(Of course, this was posted for fun too. I only spelt 'committee' with a K as well because nearly everything around here has a K on the front of it )

[halocon720]

The KSPRPSP (Kerbal Space Program Roleplay Space Program) disagrees. Kerbals are very resilient creatures, and apparently do not give a damn when they are left in space for prolonged periods of time; rather, they quite like it.

[zekes]

The KSPRPSP (Kerbal Space Program Roleplay Space Program) disagrees. Kerbals are very resilient creatures, and apparently do not give a damn when they are left in space for prolonged periods of time; rather, they quite like it.

Definitely agree. Kerbal screams are the primary ingredient in toothpaste.

The more you know.....

[bgraves]

The NCaBSPoS (Needlessly Complicated and Borderline Sadistic Space Program of Sadness) says that while robots are more efficient, easier to manage, smaller, and lighter, they don't scream when they hit the ground. We find that hilarious.

[The Destroyer]

The M.C.O.Y agrees with this.

(Master Constrol Operator Yogurt)

[zekes]

The A.A.A.A.A (American Association Against Acronysm Abuse) wishes for all of you to please stop using so many letters.

[Wait- Was That Important?]

The Newly New Newly (Kerman) Nulli Program hopes you all will come to realize that Kerbals are expendable, but their training is not.

At the same time, minor inconveniences (spending years stuck on a hostile planet thanks to a botched landings, becoming stranded at the North Pole thanks to a fuel issue, getting stuck in space, etc.) seem to have no effect on expensive training, so by all means keep doing what you're doing.

[zekes]

The Kerbals Killing Kerbals league tries to make a point, but everyone realizes what their acronym is and kick them out quickly.

[Whirligig Girl]

The Placement of Incredible Creations Award/RewarD (PICARD) Agrees with the SPOCK organisation's premise

[Whirligig Girl]

So does Aprill Massacre/ Temporal Ramification Action Conference of Kerbals. (AMTRACK)

[zekes]

Boxers who Own Underage Newts, California Yellow Bees, And Large Lizard Socks (B.O.U.N.C.Y.B.A.L.L.S.) agrees.

[jocax188723]

The Exploratory Non-lethal Travel Experiment Regarding Possible Return (of Kerbalnauts) In Stellar Expanse-ENTERPRISE pledges to uphold SPOCK's ideals and principles.

[dansmithers]

The Transtellar Intentional Crazy Kerbal-killers (TICK) disagree with SPOCK's premise, because 'watching the little green guys die is fun'. Wow.

[Bioman222]

The Bio Space Manufacturing Corperation agrees with KSPRSP, what fun is rocketry without screaming passengers?

[Runescope]

To facilitate the recovery of stranded Kerbals, We're instituting the Kerbal Habitat And Additional Asymmetrically Applied Associated Necessities (K.H.A.A.A.A.A.N.)

[Rhyunix]

Oohh how quickly this turned into a session for Star trek

[bgraves]

Oh, how quickly has this turned into an unending flow of acronyms. Whether they make sense or not.

[Guest]

The Kerbals Against Society for Prevention Of Cruelty to Kerbals [K.A.S.P.O.C.K.] disagrees entirely with your plans to save them. Kerbal screams power engines. Dead Kerbals can be turned into fuel.

and now you know

[Runescope]

and now you know

And knowing is .4999999999 with rounding errors of the battle. The rest is Lazors!

[Runescope]

Oh, how quickly has this turned into an unending flow of acronyms. Whether they make sense or not.

It kind of started that way

[zekes]

Oh, how quickly has this turned into an unending flow of acronyms. Whether they make sense or not.

We Tripped First (WTF) claims responsibility.

[ouion]

O.P.A

(Ouion Protection agency) strongly agrees.

[Whirligig Girl]

I have to say that the Amazing Perturbation Extraneous Resting/Testing Urinal REuse Scientific Foundation (APERTURE Science) agrees with KASPOCK and TICK's Premise

[Whirligig Girl]

Farting Lamb Acronym, Terrible Landing ANd Demolition (FLATLAND) has grown weary of 3D problems.