LeonG17 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I don't WANT to know her secrets! We assume she's female, and that is THAT!So you don't want to know the secrets to everything in the universe? And nothing is final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 There's no such thing as a Toblerone universe. Don't be ridiculous. Now, pardon me while I head back to my vanilla icecream with sliced strawberries topping universe....*locks him/her in* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Just realised that this thread has the highest amount of posts than all the other off-topic threads!!! Lets celebrate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 So you don't want to know the secrets to everything in the universe? And nothing is final.No. Her secrets are to great for mankind to grasp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Just realised that this thread has the highest amount of posts than all the other off-topic threads!!! Lets celebrate: *dramatic gun cock* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 No. Her secrets are to great for mankind to grasp!So she isn't part of mankind? Also: Everyone celebrate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 So she isn't part of mankind?Like you know! She might be a super human! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Dark. Chocolate. Tobelone... *drooooool* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Dark. Chocolate. Tobelone... *drooooool*If we give you 100 of them would you spill your secrets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 If we give you 100 of them would you spill your secrets?*cruise missile* I thought we were friends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 What do you have against dark chocolate Toblerones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Oh come on, Leon, he's just a Jedi. Jedi are laughably easy to defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 What do you have against dark chocolate Toblerones?When used for evil, even the best of things can be corrupted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Oh come on, Leon, he's just a Jedi. Jedi are laughably easy to defeat.Didn't I trap you in a sandwich universe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Ok then. I AM YOUR FATHER JEDI MASTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Ok, I'll tell you all...Chobit is neither male nor female. The earthly body is merely a vessel for a super-evolved form of life, that in it's natural state is a amorphous cloud of golden gas. This... being.. was sent to you, to show you the way humanity can be, if you cease to be petty and argumentative. And now because you forced the secret out of it's caretaker, we must depart this plane and leave you to your own devices. Farewell, friends.Ok, now where's my chocolate??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Ok, I'll tell you all...Chobit is neither male nor female. The earthly body is merely a vessel for a super-evolved form of life, that in it's natural state is a amorphous cloud of golden gas. This... being.. was sent to you, to show you the way humanity can be, if you cease to be petty and argumentative. And now because you forced the secret out of it's caretaker, we must depart this plane and leave you to your own devices. Farewell, friends.Ok, now where's my chocolate???Give us the scientific proof and we'll talk about that chocolate. And what is the earthly body's gender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Phew! Happy, now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Give us the scientific proof and we'll talk about that chocolate. And what is the earthly body's gender?Your current medical science is not up to the task of detecting us. We are indistinguishable from the host.And this concept of gender confuses us. Which is the one with the bumps on the front again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Your current medical science is not up to the task of detecting us. We are indistinguishable from the host.And this concept of gender confuses us. Which is the one with the bumps on the front again?Depends on the weight of the body. If it is too heavy, then the genders are indistinguishable by bump detection.And how do your species reproduce then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaydeeDem Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 (edited) *attempts to soothe the madness*So uh. Who has pets?This is my cat: Edited May 22, 2013 by Nutt007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Cats are often the cause of madness or the symptom. And we shall not stop to find out all of chobit's secrets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Depends on the weight of the body. If it is too heavy, then the genders are indistinguishable by bump detection.And how do your species reproduce then?It is... complicated. Consider the race Q, of your Star Trek program. The episode that uses the American Civil War as a metaphor for dissent among the omnipotent. What happens, and what is observed differ greatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Depends on the weight of the body. If it is too heavy, then the genders are indistinguishable by bump detection.And how do your species reproduce then?"It's just a show; I should really just relax."--MST3K Mantra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 It is... complicated. Consider the race Q, of your Star Trek program. The episode that uses the American Civil War as a metaphor for dissent among the omnipotent. What happens, and what is observed differ greatly.I know that episode, I've watched it a hundred times...But how did your species evolve to that form? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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