Sparkler Industries - New Reveal!

[SparklerIndustries]

"Welcome one and all to the grand opening of the next logical step in our sciences!"

"We created the Sparkler you all know and love to use on the Fourth of Kuly! We also created the Sparkler Rocker which explodes at a not so safe distance! So, from that technology we have begun to create a line of otherwise useless and extremely expensive pieces of equipment which are not exactly usable in a lot of ways!"

"Since we now have a bunch of this 'Equipment' left over in a warehouse, we decided to use it! As such, Sparkler Industries announces the opening of the

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Sparkler Industries Space Program!"

*Maniac clapping from the entire audience, Jebediah, Bill, and Bob*

"I know, this is AMAZING! Thank you everybody, the first launch will have kookies and Khocolate milk."

*Jeb, Bill, and Bob all start cheering*

"Not you guys, you will be in the rocket."

Herro everybody. New to the forums here and just thought I would make a fun entrance :3

[Capt'n Skunky]

Happy Launching!

Arrr!

Capt'n Skunky

KSP Community Manager

[Custard Donut (In Space)]

Nice story Welcome to the forum.

[SparklerIndustries]

Thank you all! Good to be here ^-^