Eat @ Jeb's

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Presented in Noir-O-Vision. Bluesy musical accompaniment is optional, but suggested.

An impending altercation at the Black Rock Interstellar Spaceport's Eat @ Jeb'sâ„¢ franchise between a corrupt security officer with a grudge, one hapless pliosaur ex-merc engineer, the unfortunate green-skinned proprietor, and the cyborg Azorean a best known as the "Gray Maiden." The reasons for why this happened are a bit convoluted, to say the least.

Known for its questionable food sourcing and revolutionary high-speed/high-high temperature cooking techniques, the Eat @ Jeb'sâ„¢ franchise has spread wildly throughout the multiverse. It's one of the many side businesses started by Jebediah Kerman after a round of KSP budget cuts, and it also happens to be one of the major suppliers of flight comestibles and cooking equipment for KSP. Some of its fine products include "Engineering Coffee," "Soylent Blue," "Macerated Potatoes," "Mysterious Chili," and "Cosmic Mycopalooza." (It's generally viewed as being better than the food at the competing Misato'sâ„¢, home of the infamous "Surprising Curry Ramen" and "That's Certainly Not Tang.")