Kerbal songs with sing-a-long lyrics!

[KcEdwards]

Ninety-nine lander-cans over the Mun,

Ninety-nine lander-cans crewed!

Take one down, crash to the ground,

Ninety eight lander-cans over the Mun!

*During Trans-Munar Flight*

Bill; "Fifty-Six lander-cans over the Mun, Fifty-Six lander-cans crewed! Take one..."

*Jeb grabs Bill, twists open the airlock and throws him out"

Jeb; Now, Bob, You can either join him out there or SHUT YOUR MOUTH UNTIL WE LAND!

[Poryy]

For The Eternal Glory Of Verviedi - Sigly Kermol

O, Verviedi, with your cities gold,

O, Verviedi, with your ice flats cold,

O, Verviedi, With your engines of steel,

O, Verviedi...

I know they will see me when I come home,

Flying the gray and gold,

They will see the flare in the darkness,

Of my ship the void enfold,

O, glorious Verviedi!

O, Verviedi with your skies so blue,

O, Verviedi with your perfect views,

O, Verviedi with your soul of stone,

O, Verviedi...

And if I will not return,

Do not cry for me,

My ashes will not reach the urn,

I will always be free,

O, glorious Verviedi!

O, Verviedi with your caverns deep,

O, Verviedi where the wild Krems creep,

O, Verviedi with your dual moons,

O, Verviedi!

I have been to Phobius, landed a craft on Pol,

Built an igloo on Eeloo, and crashed near Kerbol Star.

I have flown the system, on a pillar of burning fuel,

Now fly with me and fly free to places bizarre,

I have seen the fires of Moho, and basked in the sun on Eve,

But nothing meets your splendor, glorious Verviedi!

O, Verviedi with your mountains high,

O, Verviedi where my craft may fly,

O, Verviedi with your solid rock,

O, Verviedi...

Edited May 30, 2014 by Poryy

[CalculusWarrior]

Here's one to the tune of 'Man out of You', from Mulan:

Kerbal Out Of You:

Let's get down to business

We are going to space.

Did they send me Jebediah?

No just look at this guy's face.

You're the most spineless kerbal

I've ever met

And that's saying a lot

But it's true

Ludfrey, I'll make a kerbal

out of you

Steady as a launch clamp

But on fire inside

Once you light your engines

you're assured to fly

You're a gutless, green

scaredy-cat

And you don't know what to do

Ludfrey, I'll make a kerbal

out of you

I'm never gonna survive this launch

Say good-bye to those who knew me

Boy, was I a fool for sitting here.

This rockets got me scared to death

Hope it doesn't crash and kill me

Now I really wish I knew how to swim

(Be a kerbal)

You must be swift as

a racing rover

(Be a kerbal)

With all the force

of an SRB

(Be a kerbal)

With all thestrength

of the new joint system

Mysterious as sealevel

on Eve.

The time is racing toward us

Until the planets align

I'll edit the savefile

So that you might survive

Say, what's this?

Let's turn Stupidity up

And better set BadS to true

Ludfrey, I've made a kerbal

out of you!

(Be a kerbal)

We must be swift as

a Sun Diver

(Be a kerbal)

With all the force

of a Mainsail

(Be a kerbal)

With all the strength

of a hundred struts

Mysterious as the

far side of Eeloo

(Be a kerbal)

We must be swift as

The FTL egg

(Be a kerbal)

With all the force

of the SLS

(Be a kerbal)

With all the strength

of a thousand struts

Mysterious as sea level

on Eve

[KSK]

Adapted from Sir Nahme's classic signature. Sung to the tune of "I will survive", just in case anyone hadn't guessed.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified...

Thought we would never make it back, if we let Jebediah drive.

And so I spent oh so many nights, thinking what could all go wrong.

But I got onboard - and I brought parachutes along...

And now we're back! From the edge of space.

I rode shotgun on the launch with my friend Bill in the far left place.

We saw the Mun. We saw the stars.

And we even made it home without too many scars!

Oh yeah we're back. From the edge of space!

We soared across the sky - and you should have seen Jeb's face.

We saw the Mun. We saw the stars.

Even if the capsule seat, got imprinted on my...

[mythic_fci]

A song with a slight basis on czokletmuss's Grand Tour AAR. Sung to the tune of Who will Save you Now by Les Friction.

Tell the world we’ve survived

Tell the world we’ve survived

Tell the world we’re alive

Tell the world we’ve survived

I want you to know

The hull is blacked out and continues to groan

I need you to see

Nothing will help me lest you believe

I won’t let it go

I’ll blow the whistle

Though I’m deep in the wrong

I won’t let it go

I’ll fight til the end

And then you will know

What fails us now

What failed us then

Tell the world we’ve survived

What fails us now

What failed us then

Alone with these ideas

Alone in this ship

Alone in my dreams

I carry around

I will not take from you and you will not owe

I hope you’ll protect me from the fires below

It’s not in my mind

It’s here at my side

Go tell the world that we’re still alive

Alone in this ship

Alone and blind

Go tell the world that we’re still alive

Alone in this world

Alone and blind

Go tell the world that we’re still alive

Who will save me now

Who will save you now

Tell the world I’ll survive

Who will save me now

Who will save them now

Tell the world we’re alive

I will not take from you and you will not owe

You have protected me from the fires below

I will not take from you and you will not owe

You have protected me from the fires below

Alone with this elder ship

Alone and blind

Go tell the world I’m still alive

[Michaelo90]

Why haven't anyone mentioned this yet? http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/66718-Billkermian-Rhapsody-Song

[Deadweasel]

I had to come back to drop one that just hit me in the face as I was reading another thread...

Source should be so blatant it hurts.

Click and clip!

Make the kraken sniff

Failing to launch

Wiggle and dance

Blame it on Jeb

When the hitbox says you can't

You must clip it

When the intakes must be spammed

You must clip it

A simple toggle click

And you clip it

Ignore the purist d**ks

You just clip it

Clip it

Into shape

Slap 'em in

Get straight

Move forward

It's not too late

To clip it

Clip it good!

Edited June 26, 2014 by Deadweasel

[Teoman2]

Jebediah Williams: Because I'm Jeb

Verse 1:]

It might seem crazy what I’m about to say

Kerbol she’s here, you can take a break

I’m a Nulcear engine that could go to space

With the fuel, like I don’t care baby by the way

[Chorus:]

Because I’m Jeb

Clap along if you feel like a kerbal with the badass trait

Because I’m Jeb

Clap along if you feel like MOAR BOOSTERS is the truth

Because I’m Jeb

Clap along if you know what boosters is to you

Because I’m jeb

Clap along if you feel way safer with a parachute

[Verse 2:]

Here come bad news talking this and that, yeah,

Well, give me all the fuel, and don’t hold it back, yeah,

Well, I should probably warn you i need the oxydizer, yeah,

No offense to you, don’t waste your time

Here’s why

[Chorus]

Hey, come on

[bridge:]

(Jebby)

Bring me down (Gravity)

Can't nothing bring me down

My level's too high

Bring me down

Can't nothing bring me down

I said (let me tell you now)

Bring me down

Can't nothing bring me down

My level's too high

Bring me down

Can't nothing bring me down

I said

[Chorus 2x]

Hey, come on

(happy)

Bring me down… can’t nothing…

Bring me down… my level's too high…

Bring me down… can’t nothing…

Bring me down, I said (let me tell you now)

[Chorus 2x]

Come on

[Finish with the capsule hitting the Mun]