Choose the Path Story

[icefire]

c

[Altair1371]

Inventory: nailgun, plank, bloody pvc

Time: Night

Place: On some street

Health: Broken left arm

You decide to jump out and yell at the horde. The zombies stop, look at you quizzically, then all shamble towards you. What now, hotshot?

a) The woman?

Jeb?

c) Awkward penguin?

d) Me?

[Phoxtane]

Inventory: nailgun, plank, bloody pvc

Time: Night

Place: On some street

Health: Broken left arm

You decide to jump out and yell at the horde. The zombies stop, look at you quizzically, then all shamble towards you. What now, hotshot?

a) The woman?

Jeb?

c) Awkward penguin?

d) Me?

Option E: Trolololo Guy.

[icefire]

a

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

^question

Why would the woman help you in a zombie invasion. She would be hiding.

[icefire]

guess we\'ll find out

[Altair1371]

Inventory: nailgun, plank, bloody pvc

Time: Night

Place: On some street

Health: Broken left arm

Just then, several shotgun blasts take out the first few zombies, and you hear even more shots coming from behind you. The horde dissolves, and you see the woman you saved earlier come up behind you with a shotgun and a boombox. 'There you are! I was looking for you after you stupidly walked off!' She offers yet again for you to join her in her house. You should probably hurry with your decision, as the horde is realizing it\'s just you two.

a) Safety!

Nah, final stand

c) Kill her and loot her

d) There\'s more humans?

[Aliv3]

c

[Altair1371]

Inventory: nailgun, plank, bloody pvc

Time: Night

Place: In a dark room

Health: Broken left arm, fractured left leg

You raise your bloody pvc to strike her on the head, but she is too quick, and she hits you in the leg with the butt of her shotgun. The pain is too much, and you pass out. You wake up, duct taped to a chair in some dark room. The woman walks in and says 'what the hell is wrong with you?'

a) Attempt flirting?

Apologize

c) Use macho man muscles to break free

d) Use your Vulcan mind meld on her to release you

[Eat Uranium]

b (for boring)

[icefire]

a

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

a

[Luigibro606]

A. Lulz

[Guest Flixxbeatz]

e) violate her

[Altair1371]

Inventory: nailgun, plank, bloody pvc

Time: ???

Place: In a dark room

Health: Broken left arm, fractured left leg

So, somewhere between apologizing and flirting. What will be your main point?

a) 'It\'s not my fault you have looks that could kill'

'I\'m sorry, I don\'t know what came over me'

c) 'It\'s not my fault you are a son of a-'

d) 'I think I was infected temporarily'

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

E. I thought that you would kill me.

[icefire]

a

[Altair1371]

Inventory: nailgun, plank, bloody pvc

Time: ??

Place: In a dark room

Health: Broken left arm, fractured left leg

You use your best pickup line. 'It\'s not my fault you have looks that could kill'

'You know, I was going to save you, but now I\'ll just leave you to the zombies.'

'Wait, no! Please cut me loose!'

'No way! If you didn\'t need me alive then, you don\'t need me here now.'

She then walks off, but leaves the door open. You hear moaning coming from outside.

a) You break loose and go rambo

You break loose and run like hell!

c) Jeb saves the day!

d) She changes her mind and comes back

[OtherDalfite]

God this thread is awesome. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

[Altair1371]

God this thread is awesome. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Thanks. I did this on a different forum, and they loved it.

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

C

Also Thanks for the thread too. I am having great fun with this. Wrote this just to stop laughing.

[Altair1371]

Inventory: nailgun, plank, bloody pvc

Time: ??

Place: In a dark room

Health: Broken left arm, fractured left leg

Just as the zombie is about to rip off your flesh, your hear a large explosion, and watch as a booster crashes onto the zombie, while burning off the duct tape. Jeb jumps out and walks off yet again, talking about needing more guinea pigs, er, test pilots. So, what do you do now?

a) Fix your wounds

Track down that darn woman and kill her

c) Loot the building

d) You\'re hungry... eat the zombie?

[CarolRawley]

D

[Aliv3]

B and C

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

A