How would you...?

[Henri von Braun]

With your hair.

How to solve this equation?

[Trekkette]

Wolfram Alpha is a good start...

How do I organize?

[Henri von Braun]

With your brain, generally ( that's what I use ). <--- No offence !

How to prevent my hamster from eating my homework!

[Fox Arcana]

Reinforce your cage with moar boosters!

How to make Jebediah Kerman freak out?

[Rockcoole]

Do everything bad at once then do worse.

How do I not crash my computer.

[Sapphire]

Put airbags and antilock brakes on it.

How do I make omelettes?

[redwolfy]

fire a missile at some eggs

how do i heal an ingrown toenail

[Henri von Braun]

By ripping it out with tweezers. ( yeuch )

Where's Jeb?

[Sapphire]

I ate him.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Jones-250]

Of course!

Isn´t it obvious that that last question makes no sense whatsoever?

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[Kreuzung]

Indeed it is.

Why?

[Leonov]

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

I understand how the sky is blue.

But now explain why the sky isnt purple.

[Rage097]

By asking someone else

How would we reformat leonovs statement?

[Rockcoole]

The sky isn't purple because it doesn't contain large amounts of iodine.

Why is the white cliffs of dover not purple?

[Rage097]

By not missing the point of this thread.

How would I get people to check the title of this thread.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Because chalk is white, not purple. Because I am back.

That's right people, I am back. But I won't be that much active until Obsidian and RMI has a new base.

Explain why I came back.

[Rockcoole]

Because you're not dead.(yet)

How do I find a purple shark?

[Rage097]

By traveling to eve.

How would I welcome ROFLcopter back.

[Trekkette]

Not violently. lest he be scared away again

How do I keep from be bored online?

[Sapphire]

Go to Stumbleupon and be amazed with all the cool things.

How do I pass tomorrow's exam without studying?

[Trekkette]

You don't. Sorry.

Whaat would be the best way to record me singing?

[Rage097]

With a microphone, preferably

How would I jello pit?

[Trekkette]

IRC, tomorrow!

No seriously, what's a good way to record me singing? I wanna know what other people hear...

[Rage097]

...With a microphone...seriously...

How would I not face palm

[Trekkette]

Allow me to do it for you. *SMACK*

How do I avoid giving people obvious ways to make smart remarks?